Kids Quotes · Page 18

My wife is short, and my two kids are also small.

— Warwick Davis

I would like to have two or three kids.

— Matt Harvey

My kids remind me every day how much I don't know.

— Jo Dee Messina

I just want to be a great example to younger kids.

— Kevin Hart

Kids are fat because of lack of parenting.

— Ben Shapiro

I lost a lot of money, lost my wife and kids.

— Jake LaMotta

It's unconditional love with your kids.

— Frankie Valli

If you were a freak as a kid, you're an interesting adult.

— John Fugelsang

Kids won't watch older movies - they want to see what's hip right now.

— Billy Bob Thornton

My kids don't care about anything. I'm just Dad to them. They don't get excited about anything.

— Darius Rucker

I love you mommy. 'I don't have any money, try your dad.' I love you daddy.

— Anonymous

“Everybody wants to do whatever they can go give their kids an edge, even if it is ridiculous.”

— Michelle Stimpson

I think for real change to happen, it's going to have to come from the kids, the community, the teachers, the parents.

— Eric Schlosser

If your kids want to paint their bedrooms, as a favor to me, let 'em do it.

— Randy Pausch

How am I supposed to be a mom to two kids, a wife and do a show every night? It's impossible!

— Gwen Stefani

Try approving of yourself just as you are, and spoiling yourself rotten with small kid's pleasures.

— Julia Cameron

I was the kind of kid who couldn't really stop making up stories during class. I didn't do very well academically because…

— Meg Cabot

You can have terrible things happen in your family. A husband and wife can be having a knock-down, drag-out fight and the…

— Sophia Bush

We always get dressings and sauces on the side. However, we definitely like our glass of wine - or three sometimes. We…

— Dayna Devon

Don't get in the way of children who find it natural and obvious to explore the world around them - even if…

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

Every new thing upsets people. We all know someone that has a teenage kid who sits in the room and the television…

— Paul Saffo

When I was three and a half years old, I heard my big sister tell my mum that at school that day…

— Caterina Scorsone

It's a special honor to be one of the leaders of this football team. But I said it once, I'll say it…

— Aaron Rodgers

I tell my kids no drugs, no alcohol, no cigarettes. But the world is so competitive that if you're stuck on drugs…

— Donald Trump

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

— Bo Burnham

Pizza for Breakfast, because I DO WHAT I WANT.

— Anonymous

You learn stuff from your kids, every day.

— Colin Hanks

Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery

— Tom Arnold

You've got to talk to your kids as both a parent and a friend.

— Craig Robinson

I love kids and children, and I love being a mom.

— Jennie Garth

Kids can spot a phony a mile away.

— Fred Rogers

I don't want the kids to go through want I went through.

— Leon Spinks

I want kids. I want a soccer team, and I want a husband.

— Lady Gaga

Will Smith is young, he's cool and my kids have his CDs.

— Robert Conrad

So as my kids will tell you, they had a pretty normal life.

— Dick Van Dyke

I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show.

— George Carlin

“Kids are important. The most important thing.”

— Allan Dare Pearce

When you're a kid all you want to do is be somewhere else.

— John Scalzi

Know someone you hate? Give their kid a kazoo!

— Dana Gould

My kid could move like a lightweight

— Angelo Dundee