Kids Quotes by Anonymous · Page 9

My mom told me to follow my dreams, so I took a nap.

— Anonymous

Every time my grandparents sleep over, they snore through the night.

— Anonymous

Here's to the kids who will always love that one person.

— Anonymous

I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child.

— Anonymous

Here's to the kids who love someone but they don't love you back.

— Anonymous

I have two step-kids and one of my own on the way. That's three college funds.

— Anonymous

Only surround yourself with people who will lift you higher

— Anonymous

Here's to the kids who listen to music to escape the world.

— Anonymous

I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle.

— Anonymous

The awkward moment when you're smiling at your phone and your parents ask who you're talking to.

— Anonymous

“Your kids don’t belong to you—they’re only on loan for you to raise. They have their own lives, their own destinies. So…

— Anonymous

Something got screwed up in terms of your priorities if you think it's more important to get rid of the dividend tax…

— Anonymous

I realised there were no good role models for kids. Popeye eats spinach, but also smokes and hits people.

— Anonymous

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.

— Anonymous

I believe in love at first sight, because I've been loving my mother ever since I opened my eyes.

— Anonymous

I'm never going to let nobody take those kids. They Michael's kids. They have no right to try to take those kids.…

— Anonymous

Well, I didn't really grow up playing or listening to metal, like many of the kids I went to school with. I…

— Anonymous

At the weekends, I usually have around 50 kids running around in my back garden. They are all friends of my kids.…

— Anonymous

In Georgia it's a little different because of the East Cobb program. It's such a strong program that we see a lot…

— Anonymous

“Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little…

— Anonymous

I ain't no saint, but I've tried never to do anything that would hurt my family or offend God...I figure all any…

— Anonymous

“Some people discard their childhood like an old hat. They forget about it like a phone number that's no longer valid. They…

— Anonymous

That LIKE A BOSS moment when you turn to the exact page in a book your teacher tells you too.

— Anonymous

Here's to the kids who love their siblings. No matter how annoying they are.

— Anonymous

If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school.

— Anonymous

If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me.

— Anonymous

Cops should yell 'Pikachuuuu!!' when they taze someone.

— Anonymous

Love cannot be found when, the other person don't believe in love…

— Anonymous

This year I only had to beat up 3 kids to get what I wanted on Black Friday.

— Anonymous

We have a problem now with parents stealing their kids' CDs, so the roles have been reversed.

— Anonymous

Here's to the kids who wish they knew where their life was headed.

— Anonymous

When I get home from school, the first thing I look for is food.

— Anonymous

If you want plenty of experience in dealing with difficult people, then have kids.

— Anonymous

Here's to the kids who feel like they're growing up too fast.

— Anonymous

Here's to the kids that cry constantly because they miss one person.

— Anonymous

This whole generation of parents - I'm guilty of it too - does too much for their kids.

— Anonymous

So I want my kids to go to public schools because I think it's a better education overall.

— Anonymous

Parents freak out when you have a party with loud music.

— Anonymous

Sleep, as a kid we dont want it but as and adult we cherish it!

— Anonymous

Here's to the kids who just can't seem to get that person out of their head.

— Anonymous