Kids Quotes by Anonymous · Page 8

Here's to the kids that put others before themselves.

— Anonymous

I wasn't aware that answering my mom's question was considered talking back.

— Anonymous

I may age, but, my heart and mind will forever be set as a kid.

— Anonymous

I wish I was a kid again, when I had all the answers.

— Anonymous

Here's to the kids that try and make the world a better place.

— Anonymous

Here's to the kids who over think things way too much.

— Anonymous

Eyeing your toys suspiciously after watching Toy Story.

— Anonymous

Here's to the kids who don't want to be in school.

— Anonymous

School is pointless! English? We speak it. History? They're dead, get over it. Math? We have calculators. Spanish? We have Dora.

— Anonymous

Dear Math, I am sick and tired of finding your X. Just accept the fact that she is gone. MOVE ON DUDE.

— Anonymous

I think I'm addicted to Twitter. Ive starting losing interest in convos that go over 140 characters.

— Anonymous

I told the monster in my closet that coming out of there would make him gay. That solves that problem.

— Anonymous

I think when kids just see well-crafted poetry, it's just obtuse to them. It's hard to relate to.

— Anonymous

I really do feel like I'm in better shape and look better now - even after having three kids - than I…

— Anonymous

A big sister who cries over being human over you. A gravelly voiced kid who's friends left him over you. And a…

— Anonymous

There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When…

— Anonymous

Being an atheist means you have to realise that when you die, that really is it. You've got to make the most…

— Anonymous

I remember really bonding with the first generation kids, the Chinese Canadian kids, and in high school bonding with the Latin kids…

— Anonymous

I tell the kids that, even in a childhood marked by despair and deprivation, I knew that no matter what happened, I…

— Anonymous

Growing up, my parents managed to show me the importance of reading without cramming it down my throat. A difficult task, I'm…

— Anonymous

The goat, for us, is an image that's stuck in our heads since we were kids, coming from Iowa people are like…

— Anonymous

I think there's a time to work, and everyone has to kind of adjust. And then there's a time to relax, and…

— Anonymous

Welcome, Prince,' said Aslan. 'Do you feel yourself sufficient to take up the Kingship of Narnia?' I - I don't think I…

— Anonymous

Many of life's decisions are hard. What kind of career should you pursue? Does your ailing mother need to be put in…

— Anonymous

That once in a lifetime moment when Mom agrees to buy what you want without arguing.

— Anonymous

Technically, you're not drinking alone if your kids are home.

— Anonymous

The sentence 'The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog' uses every letter in the alphabet.

— Anonymous

To Mom & Dad, I'll make you proud one day.. I promise

— Anonymous

Here's to another year of staying together for the kids.

— Anonymous

I can't properly clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.

— Anonymous

Here's to the kids who get stuck in the friend zone.

— Anonymous

If my room is clean, it means that my internet is not working.

— Anonymous

I don't like talking on the phone when my parents are listening. So uncomfortable.

— Anonymous

'Mom, make me some food ?' 'Get it yourself.' 'Never mind, I'm not hungry...'

— Anonymous

Getting outta bed is one of the hardest challenges of the day.

— Anonymous

Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up. I will lick you.

— Anonymous

Here's to the kids who just want to drive away & never go back.

— Anonymous

When life gets you down, just look at your kids and see what life has given you.

— Anonymous

I can't wait to tell my kids I was born before the internet.

— Anonymous

I don't care how many warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw cookie dough.

— Anonymous