This year I only had to beat up 3 kids to get what I wanted on Black Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you want plenty of experience in dealing with difficult people, then have kids. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So I want my kids to go to public schools because I think it's a better education overall. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This whole generation of parents - I'm guilty of it too - does too much for their kids. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't wait for football games, hoodies, bonfires, Uggs, cuddling, s'mores, weekend parties, Halloween, & Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was looking through a newspaper and it was an audition for 'Kids Say the Darndest Things,' so I tried out. One… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hen my dad says to be home at 11.30, he doesn't mean be in the driveway, but inside the house by myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The interesting part is that most of the kids I speak to have grown up watching 'Full House,' so they feel like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its all fun and games until you realize your Capri-Sun doesnt have a straw. Thats when the sh*t hits the fan! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to the kid's... Whose 11:11 wish was wasted on one person who will never be there for them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In 10 years, one of the hardest things kids will have to do, will be finding a user name that hasn't already… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it, and the first thought you should… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gets you down, just look at your kids and see what life has given you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care how many warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw cookie dough. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up. I will lick you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have two step-kids and one of my own on the way. That's three college funds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That LIKE A BOSS moment when you turn to the exact page in a book your teacher tells you too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What did the Ocean say to the other Ocean?...Nothing they just Waved...Did you Sea what I did there?...I'm Shore you did! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The kids are so much fun. I'm always taking a look over at what they're doing because it reminds me of when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Parents go through their own pain bringing us into the world and raising us ... does that make us bond to them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I want to watch a TV show with my parents past my bedtime, my mom always sends me to bed no… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All kids, when they go to school, are pretty good artists and dancers and singers and poets. All that gets buried, basically… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Mother's Day gift to you is not deleting the embarrassing comments you make on my Facebook Wall. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Going to the supermarket with your mom & secretly putting a snack into the cart without her knowing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mama and Papa are more to blame (for delinquency) than the kids; parents should stay home and raise their children and spend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
