If I have kids they'd be so fucked up. I'd be such a bad parent. I don't know how to take care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are a lot of things that you don't realize that your parents are going through when you're a kid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fridge full of food, nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes, nothing to wear. Internet full of sites, nothing to go on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I look at Messi, and he makes me laugh. A beautiful footballer who is still like a kid. A world superstar, but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
10-year-old girls crying because they broke up with their boyfriends. When I was 10 I cried when I missed the morning cartoons. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That's really my goal now. I'm trying to be a positive role model to my kids and to just enjoy this ride,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear kindergarden children, If you don't like nap time please give it to us. Sincerely, High Schoolers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One advantage to having a kid on the spectrum: they tend to be rule followers. Socially, things are harder for them than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We got boobies!" the kid me said, gawking at my chest. "I'm really glad we got boobies. Finally. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I play video games and watch TV, but there's more to life than that. Faxing and the Internet have created a global… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight! So I thought I'd tweet this while I wait for the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My scratching I don't really think communicates to intelligent life forms. Anyone with more than one brain cell would think Kid Koala… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you want to get your children's attention, just look real comfortable, talk on the phone,or try to have a conversation with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was not a giant comic book fan as a kid, but to the extent that I did read comics, Spider-Man was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well, my mom taught public school music for almost 40 years. And she's about 5 feet - and very mighty. And she… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My four year old son and I were at Walmart and I had to use the restroom. After I flushed he says… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I listened to my kids talk about me as a parent, and I learned about things they wished I'd done and said.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Earlier I received a phone call from a PPI Telemarketer. So I told my 3 year old son that Santa Claus was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So I turned on the subtitles. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom said to me guess who's doing the dishes tonight? I hit that Soulja Boy and said YOOOUUUUUU! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So a lot of me is still a little kid, and I think that kind of helps alter my sense of reality… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It was only high school after all, definitely one of the most bizarre periods in a person’s life. How anyone can come… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey Millionaires: If you don't have trampoline floors and a giant slide that goes from your bed to a pool, then give… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gets hard and you feel like giving up, just remember you are never alone and you mean the world to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom is such a special word, the loviest I've ever heard. A toast to you above all the rest, Mom you're so… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
