Here's to the kids who are tired of going through the same family problems over & over again... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pretending to really care about a teacher's personal life just to waste time in class. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm painting a blue square in my backyard. So that Google Earth thinks I have a pool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Goodbye text books, hello texting. Goodbye class rooms, hello beach. Goodbye sneakers, hello flip flops. Goodbye school, hello summer 2012. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear parents, kocking WHILE you open the door to my bedroom kinda defeats the purpose of knocking — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those kids aren't dumb. But the people who run these schools want to make sure they don't get smart: they are really… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Children are the most precious of all, they need to be understood, cared for and loved in order to develop their hope… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That 'Aww crap!' moment when your mom is almost home and you look around and haven't done anything she told you to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's amazing. My kids have grown me in ways I never knew possible. The patience I've received and the love I get… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're at a sleepover and you're the first one to wake up and have nothing to do... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you start talking to turn your parents attention away from the movie when the make out scene is coming… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most single moms are very poor, uneducated, can't get a job, and if it weren't for government assistance, their kids would be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know what compassionate conservative means. Does it mean cutting kids out of after school programs, Does it mean drilling in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Asian people are very practical and come from a conservative world. The parents want their kids to be doctors and lawyers. There… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd like to name my kid a whole phrase. You know, something like Ladies and Gentlemen. That'll be a cool name for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was always a sensitive, sweet kid, but I got brutalized and I became brutal. And frankly, I don't think it was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We draft mostly high school kids and we have one of the finest, if not the finest, player development programs and coaching… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When 'American Pie' happened, I was so lucky to get that opportunity and I just tried to do a good job in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teachers were both blamed for everything that went wrong with kids and turned to for their every salvation. This dual role of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Planning the conversation in your head before asking your parents for something big. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kids are like farts, you don't mind your own, but others are unbearable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All that I hope to say in books, all that I ever hope to say, is that I love the world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom and dad, it's okay that you're on Facebook, but please don't invade Twitter now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can play the coolest tricks when people don't know that you have a twin. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It doesn't even matter what it is. It's automatically cool if it Glows in the dark. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The world is made up of kids who cant wait to grow up...and adults who wish they hadnt. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
School for 12 years, college for 4 years or more...then you work until you die. Great. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share