You can enjoy stargazing just by going out and learning a couple constellations with your kids. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rewarding yourself with an hour on Facebook, just for writing your name on your homework. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Parents think we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for grown up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My little sisters password for the Disney website is 'MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto' I asked her why...she said 'They told me to use 4 characters.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The truth is that stress doesn't come from your boss, your kids, your spouse, traffic jams, health challenges, or other circumstances. It… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At sleepovers: Friends= Oh they're still sleeping, I'll just wait...Best Friends= Wake up b*tch, I'm hungry. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Time to clean my room: 50% listening to music and dancing around, 49% being lazy, 1% cleaning up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes people say that kids with autism aren't capable of love. That's ridiculous. My son loves deeply. He's just doesn't communicate well. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You always have that bit of hope inside you during a fire drill, that your school is actually on fire... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your kids attend school and grades are up that will make $1,000 contributions to some 10,000 kids across the country, are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't want to do children's music. I write kids songs, but the kids songs I write are for my kids -… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That don't look good," Kramisha said. "Not good at all." She paused and then her eyes went from me to Heath, whose… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most single moms are very poor, uneducated, can't get a job, and if it weren't for government assistance, their kids would be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I loved raising my kids. I loved the process, the dirt of it, the tears of it, the frustration of it, Christmas,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As children, we said no, we rebelled, we had temper tantrums and meltdowns. We tested our limits. Our parents' limits. All limits.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It’s the end. It’s the end of the civilization. We’re going down. No, it’s sure not too attractive. Lenticels. I just hope… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When youre in the thick of raising your kids by yourself, you tend to keep a running list of everything you think… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Youll soon get their appreciation if you start to teach them how you appreciate them now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That depressing feeling you get when when your friends are absent from school. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your dad thinks that every boy you talk to is your boyfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We are the crazy kids that live next door so like us or hate us we will not move :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom doesnt understand that I need to sleep in the extra five minutes... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My blanket saves me from demons in the night and the freezing cold at night. I love my blanket. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My cell phone is my watch, camera, flashlight, calculator and so much more. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't try to grow up to fast because one day you will want to be a kid again! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to the kids who are too shy. therefore never really had a real relationship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
