Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now??? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only love that I really believe in is a mothers love for her children. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people ask for candy I'm eating, I give them the flavor I don't like. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want kids but I dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but I dont wanna adopt either because I want them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers?? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your mom's doing the dishes, so you slowly put another one in and walk away fast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
California is like a beautiful wild kid on heroin, high as a kite and thinking she's on top of the world, not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To work hard. To open new doors for our kids, for our grandkids. To renew our spirit. That's what America is about. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how when you're little, you miss all the little lies. They float right past you, but you don't wonder about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nice dress Zoey. It looks just like mine. Oh, wait! It used to be mine. Aphrodite laughed a throaty, I'm-so-grown-and-you're-just-a-kid laugh. I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Talking about abstract things is important. Having big, wild conversations about concepts like art, music, time travel, and dreams makes it much… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I sleep to much, Parents complain. Don't get enough sleep, Parents complain. I eat too much, Parents complain. I don't eat enough,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once your kid reaches middle school, parents are really supposed to fade out of the social picture. Kids are supposed to make… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I miss my kids sometimes and that can get me down when I've been away working, but then I wake up and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're idealizing everything too much. No, the grass isn't greener. If you need proof, spend the weekend with a married couple. To… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you walked by a street and you was walking a concrete and you saw a rose growing from concrete, even if… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate. Waiters gonna wait. Alligators gonna aligate... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to re-read what you just read. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The shortest horror story ever; Computer: unable to connect to the internet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sleeping with all your stuffed animals as a child so none of them got offended. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm yelling 'I'm ready!' to my mom even though I'm still trying to find my stuff. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kids in the back seat cause accidents.. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
