'Mom I cant find it.' 'If I go up there and find it you're dead.' 'FOUND IT!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your mom makes a chore list for you, during summer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Im going to bed.' really means, 'Im going to lie on my bed and be on my phone.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sure, it's simple, writing for kids... Just as simple as bringing them up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a fact that kids watch TV. But if you think back, when you watched cowboy movies, you would go out and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kids don't talk like adults, but kids on the spectrum don't necessarily fall into the same patterns of speaking or have the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dear sweet mother, I hope your special day is blessed with sunshine and smiles, laughter, love and happiness. I Love You!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your encouragement, support and love... has helped me grow to what I am now! Thank you for brightening up my life! Happy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kids are the cutest... but when they grow up so fast and are on there own, you'll regret wishing they weren't little… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When my kids ask who my first love was,I don't wanna have to pull out a picture..I just wanna be able to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My children are the source of my strength, frustration, happiness, insanity, sanity, irritability. They are the definition of unconditional love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You must go deeper into Russia - 150 kilometres from Moscow or more, and look there. The kids are fed with cattle… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was in a commercial when I was three. My godfather was a director and a producer of commercials. He took me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's like people you see sometimes, and you can't imagine what it would be like to be that person, whether it's somebody… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't really know if it's the right thing to do, making new life. Kids grow up, generations take their place. What… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The idea that you have a vision of what you're supposed to be, or going to be, or where your kids are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To believe that your husband, wife, parents, kids, boss, job, bank account, or body is even partly responsible for your emotions, to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate superheroes. I always hated superheroes. From the time I was a little kid, I could believe in a 50-foot gorilla… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If only parents would listen! If only they would let us talk instead of forever and eternally and continuously harping and preaching… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question on the test. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, my friends don't care if my room is messy. They just care if we have food. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A true friend will play ninja with you in the middle of Walmart and think it's normal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd like to thank Tetris for making me really good at loading my dishwasher. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best part of sleepovers are the deep conversations you have in the middle of the night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your mother is mad and asks you, Do I look stupid? it's best not to answer her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Parents: I'm in a bad mood. I think I'll go yell at my kids so they're in a bad mood too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to the kids who wish they had someone to talk to about everything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
