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A Halloween trick-or-treat line sits next to science puns about electrons and algebra jokes about the unknown Y, showing a mix of holiday fun and nerdy humor. Some quotes offer supportive imagery like being a shadow or pillow, while others poke fun at tech giants and relationship money. The set blends playful wordplay with everyday observations.

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Being a model. LOL JOKES!

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What do u think??

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Slut jokes are just whoreable.

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Be right back for 10 years . haha

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Im not weird. Im limited edition

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Jokes with best friends

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Five guys but only 1D ;)

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Yo mama so fat she uses the i15 as a slip n slide

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9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.

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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...

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All girls are beautiful... Except the ugly ones! :p

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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.

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Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny

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If you think sex is a big pain in the ass, try different position.

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He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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Dont steal, dont lie and dont cheat. The government hates competition.

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If school isn't a place to sleep, then home isn't a place to study!!

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AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?

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When we cant laugh again on the same joke, then why do we cry again and again for the one and the…

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Robert Pattinson must be the only guy in the world who enjoys his girlfriend being on her period.

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What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? Omg, donut seeds!

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What is the best sexual position to create a gorgeous, charming absolutely attractive and cute baby?… Ask my parents!

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Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . . . Excuse me ! My face is above.;-)

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In 1945, peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the…

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Words. I'm surrounding by thousands of words. Maybe millions...Deep within me, words pile up in huge drifts. Mountains of phrases and sentences…

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Her joke of a name aside, her general unprettiness aside, she was, in terms of permanently memorable, immoderately perceptive, small-area faces, a…

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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your…

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Juan called on an FM radio station & said, I've found a wallet with 15,000 pesos & also an ID of a…

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In all the works on pedagogy that ever I read — and they have been many, big, and heavy — I don't…

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Before I start, I'd like to assure you that this speech won't be full of carry on style jokes. Although last night…

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My comedy notebooks are filled with random journal entries. It's all the same. I can look back on old joke notebooks, and…

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There are no ordinary people. You have never talked to a mere mortal. Nations, cultures, arts, civilizations - these are mortal, and…

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Buying a New Farm A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into…

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I had a lot of bad jobs but the one big internship I had is I interned for 'SNL' when I was…

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AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office…

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He did not like the grown-ups who talked down to him, but the ones who went on talking in their usual way,…

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They make a fuss about Hogsmeade, but I assure you, Harry, it's not all it's cracked up to be. All right, the…

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Man at restaurant: Excuse me waiter,could you come here? WAITER: Is everything okay? MAN: Everything is fine,but would you please try my…

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Osama Bin Laden Jokes Spread Faster Than The News Of His Death ... Here Are SomePosted by123Labels: Internet Catch, Joke, Time pass…

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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta..

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Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer…

Im sorry I ever tried...

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Let children support their parents or be imprisoned.

The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much.

“Start a business, not a startup”

The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,…