“Yes, well, irony is no protection when you can feel the breeze from his scythe on your skin and hear the rustle… — Michael Gruber Copy Share Image
“After all the talk about the end of the world the irony was that it actually happened.” — Michael J. Seidlinger Copy Share Image
I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Does anything on you work properly?" Asked ter Borcht. "Well, I do have a highly developed sense of irony." Replied Iggy. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Isn't it ridiculous that there are so many people out there who are looking for people to love yet there are so… — Terry Mark Copy Share Image
We should try to understand our innermost needs. We shouldn't use irony to reduce their power. — Manuel Puig Copy Share Image
His wit and irony - particularly when he uses them to condemn superstition - are inimitable — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips… — Isaac Marion Copy Share Image
Love is when you think of me & I think of you..its when I want to be with you but you cant… — MYSTICALISTIC Copy Share Image
When I do the dodecahedron with the science audiences, I'll point out that I can only do three of the five forms… — Tom Noddy Copy Share Image
There is grim irony in speaking of the freedom of contract of those who, because of their economic necessities, give their service… — Harlan F. Stone Copy Share Image
You can't top that remark for hypocrisy or the setting for irony. It isn't the middle class who write $32,500 checks. Those… — Jack Kelly Copy Share Image
It is the whole modern concept of love which should be re-examined, such as is commonly but transparently expressed in phrases like… — Andre Breton Copy Share Image
Advertisers like that because they want you to feel their product isn't normal - this perfume isn't normal, this set of lingerie… — Cary Cooper Copy Share Image
“Anna is part of a generation that often seems frozen in place by their unreleting sense of irony. Virtually everything people believe… — Scott Turow Copy Share Image
“It’s all a complete farce you understand? We’re born into a losing struggle...I’ve investigated the road up ahead. No one comes out… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“The progress of humanity is stalled by human hubris. AI’s progress, by their intelligent shortsightedness.” — F.C. Quiles Copy Share Image
How can we teach family values when its more than obvious by the legacy left behind families stopped valueing it self. — Jaqy Fishtank Thornton Copy Share Image
There are two ways to get everyone to hate you. Either do something really wrong, or do something really right. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was young, I would sit in the bath and ideas would come to me. But I'm not young any more,… — Aki Kaurismaki Copy Share Image
These eyes see through all of your lies. My mind knows you're not right for me. My mouth tells you to leave.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I’ll work my way from irony to sincerity in the sinking city, a would-be Whitman of the vulnerable grid. — Ben Lerner Copy Share Image
Have you noticed that people who tell you money can not buy happiness are those who do not have any. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ironic how the person you'd take a bullet for sometimes ends up being the one behind the gun. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Irony: While we increasingly hold people more responsible if they drink and drive, we hold women less responsible if they drink and… — Warren Farrell Copy Share Image
“Arabic also has a far greater facility to communicate sarcasm, and it can be employed precisely, or with pitch-perfect irony.” — Anthony Shadid Copy Share Image
Teenagers have time + energy, but no money. Middle age people have money + energy, but no time. Old people have time… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Irony of the day: arthritis medication with a cap that old people can't get off, because of their arthritis.” — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
The irony of what I do is that the more you reveal someone in their frailties and shortcomings, the more we feel… — Peter Morgan Copy Share Image
One of the ironies of courage, and the reason why we prize it so highly, is that we find it easier to… — Gregory David Roberts Copy Share Image
“Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it. -Andrew Young, author, civil rights activist, US congressman, mayor, and UN… — Andrew Young Copy Share Image
It's funny how the people you want 1,000,00 miles away from you are the closest ,while the people you want close to… — Rachel Copy Share Image
One of the great ironies of the social media era is that some of the least social people in the world created… — Sarah Lacy Copy Share Image
The irony is that musical artists have enormous public voices, but behind the scenes we're voiceless, actually. — Sinead O'Connor Copy Share Image
My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. — Maurice Sendak Copy Share Image
It is one of history's greatest ironies that, over the centuries, the pursuit of pleasure has resulted in more pain than enjoyment. — Mardy Grothe Copy Share Image
I think fiction lends itself to messiness rather than the ideal, and plays well with the ironies surrounding what happens versus what… — Colm Toibin Copy Share Image
It's kind of ironic that in life the person that brings out the best in you and makes you strong, is actually… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A play is made by sensing how the forces in life simulate ignorance-you set free the concealed irony, the deadly joke. — Arthur Miller Copy Share Image
To me you're like a tree I know you'll only stay temporarily..you give me fruit & strengthen me..but I know in time… — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image