Have you noticed we ignore the ones that adore us, adore the ones that ignore us, love the ones that hurt us… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is full of ironies. The people who hurt you, hate you, despise you, look for faults in you now, are the… — Mufti Ismail Menk Copy Share Image
Every man is a prisoner, and the greatest irony of all is to be the prisoner of another man. — Sidney Sheldon Copy Share Image
All the pathos and irony of leaving one’s youth behind is thus implicit in every joyous moment of travel — Paul Fussell Copy Share Image
The White House has now put together a website for kids. It's a website to teach kids how to manage a budget… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“The whole damn century would've made more sense backwards. Where we ended is worse than where we began.” — Rebecca Makkai Copy Share Image
“Solemnity has its limits, it invites derision. But irony is corrosive, it never ends. ” — P.F. Kluge Copy Share Image
“It was an exquisite irony: Just when we stopped wanting to kill ourselves, we started to die. Just when we were feeling… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“Everything in life is metaphor… We accept irony through a device called metaphor. And through that we grow and become deeper human… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“A DEAD STATESMAN I could not dig: I dared not rob: Therefore I lied to please the mob. Now all my lies… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
“It is not unusual for people to believe that their way is the best way—that they are right and everyone else is… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
I remember my fourth grade teacher reading 'Charlotte's Web' and 'Stuart Little' to us - both, of course, by E. B. White.… — Louis Sachar Copy Share Image
The irony is that I don't think we took a step backwards to make 'Group Therapy'. I think we took a step… — Brian Ebejer Copy Share Image
It is one of the great ironies of corporate control that the corporate state needs the abilities of intellectuals to maintain power,… — Chris Hedges Copy Share Image
The last and most painful irony is that the two longtime rival armies in the securitization market - the investment banks and… — Bethany McLean Copy Share Image
Seeing any war through the distortion of comedy is healthy. There is just too much absurdity and irony at play in a… — Dave Abrams Copy Share Image
When we are young, everyone teaches us to talk and walk, but as we grow up, they tell us to shut up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Oh, I’m sorry. Did you want a fan club? You are right. I loved the movie, and you were perfect in it,… — Ani San Copy Share Image
“They say a woman's loyalty only lasts as long as it takes her to hang up and dial again.” — Kim Gatlin Copy Share Image
The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. — Charles J. Hitch Copy Share Image
“The great irony of motherhood is that while you sometimes long for someone else to be in charge, it is next to… — Rachel Balducci Copy Share Image
“Everything I love: literature, irony, humor, the individual, and the defense of free expression.” — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“Haw! Haw! Inconceivable stupidity is just what you're going to get! (Brigadier-General Henry Wilson, on being challenged in 1910 about the likelihood… — Max Hastings Copy Share Image
“How strange it was to think that he, who such a short time ago dared not believe in the happiness of her… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
“I paid, got up, walked to the door, opened it. I heard the man say, "that guy's nuts." out on the street… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“I hope I know my own unworthiness, and that I hate and despise myself and all my fellow-creatures as every practicable Christian… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the… — Jessamyn West Copy Share Image
The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. — Antonin Scalia Copy Share Image
The irony of the political rise of the plutocrats is that, like Venice's oligarchs, they threaten the system that created them. — Chrystia Freeland Copy Share Image
“It's a strange kind of irony. The things that affect us most are the things we can't remember" (from Swimming Upstream).” — Ruth Mancini Copy Share Image
What would we do without irony? Check out your own daily reliance on it, the foul-weather friend who's there for you when… — Robin Morgan Copy Share Image
“If I wanted to consume something that looks and tastes like dirt, I’d eat dirt,” I said, “at least dirt isn’t overpriced."… — Garrison Kelly Copy Share Image
“There are things that happen in our life but we dont want them to happen. Irony is they happen in front of… — Lovely Goyal Copy Share Image
There are a million ways to make money in the markets. The irony is that they are all very difficult to find. — Jack D. Schwager Copy Share Image
Luckily, even as a young man not yet become himself, John Bridgens had two things besides indecision that kept him from self-destruction… — Dan Simmons Copy Share Image
The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
The irony of hoes quoting 'you can't turn a hoe into a housewife' and also looking for a good man. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The irony is that [Barack] Obama was a law professor at the University of Chicago. He would, most of all, know that… — Nat Hentoff Copy Share Image
We live in a strange world where the poor walk miles to get food, and the rich walk miles to digest food. — Mufti Ismail Menk Copy Share Image
The funny thing about relationships is that the person which shows the least amount of emotions will usually have the most amount… — Anonymous Copy Share Image