In-laws Quotes · Page 4

When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton, was elected, he had gay friends. That was a coming out.

— Kate Clinton

My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.

— Milton Berle

I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.

— Milton Berle

What is fair use? Fair use is not a law. There's nothing in law.

— Jack Valenti

I have a great relationship with my mother-in-law. We're both Leos, we understand each other.

— Tori Amos

My mother-in-law buys her coats in a carper shop. She wears a 9x12.

— Phyllis Diller

The law compells no man to impossible things. The argument ab impossibili is forcible in law.

— Edward Coke

A thing which is not in esse but in apparent expectancy is regarded in law.

— Edward Coke

Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream -- I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and…

— Phyllis Diller

I'm so much more than just Angelina [Jolie's] brother. I'm also Jon Voight's son and Billy Bob Thorton's brother-in-law.

— James Haven

I'm often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she's only got one major fault -…

— Les Dawson

We have an incredible warrior class in this country - people in law enforcement, intelligence - and I thank God every night…

— Brad Thor

I started walking at night with my sister in law which has been amazing. It really does something for you. It just…

— Ashley Scott

The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I saw her there and…

— Les Dawson

My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to…

— Les Dawson

The impenetrable stupidity of Prince George (son-in-law of James II) served his turn. It was his habit, when any news was told…

— Thomas B. Macaulay

I'm real ambivalent about [working mothers]. Those of use who have been in the women's movement for a long time know that…

— Erma Bombeck

The smartest thing I did in law school: asking my future wife to go out dancing with me. The smartest thing I…

— Ben Fountain

The United States, or the American Republic, has a mission, and is chosen of God for the realization of a great idea.…

— Orestes Brownson

"Hit it with the back of your left hand" was the first swing thought I ever heard, brusquely bu not unlovingly put…

— John Updike

There were internal critics, sharp critics, who were very opposed to [Malcolm X], and who were very - some of them were…

— Manning Marable

The absence of marriages will result in all kinds of financial burdens that gay people wouldn't face if they could get married.…

— Andrew Solomon

As I grew a little bit older and got interested in law, I read that Clarence Darrow didn't believe in the Bible…

— Madalyn Murray O'Hair

I remember in 'Law of Desire,' where I played a homosexual, that people were more upset that I kissed a man on…

— Antonio Banderas

a mother-in-law's praise says more in a woman's favor than anything else in the world.

— Caroline Pafford Miller

My father-in-law is so sensitive. Sometimes I think he displays too much love for my children.

— Columba Bush

Behind every successful enterprise, there is a supporting wife and surprised in-laws.

— Scott Cook

Rights are considered to have their source not in nature, but in law.

— Charles Edward Merriam

I'd love to slit my mother-in-law's corsets and watch her spread to death.

— Phyllis Diller

People shouldn't be afraid to bring up issues of bias in law enforcement.

— Tim Kaine

I suppose, mother-in-laws are frightening figures. Especially, more so for mother-in-laws to be.

— Sonia Gandhi

The mother-in-laws themselves weren't natural jokes but most comedians used to use that.

— Allen Toussaint

Appeal. In law, to put the dice into the box for another throw.

— Ambrose Bierce

My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband.

— Phyllis Diller

It's not that we didn't get along, it's just that my mother-in-law is very objective. She objected to everything I did.

— Beverly D'Angelo

My children have no prejudices at all. My own brother-in-law is Jewish!

— Dorothy Kilgallen

Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.

— Anonymous

Son-In-Law was kind of my crossover. It was the movie that brought me out of the MTV audience into the mainstream.

— Pauly Shore

I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don't like to interrupt her.

— Ken Dodd

Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.

— Henny Youngman