In-laws Quotes · Page 3

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.

— Milton Berle

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.

— Les Dawson

Neurotic means he is not as sensible as I am, and psychotic means he's even worse than my brother-in-law.

— Karl A. Menninger

Our defense is not in our armaments, nor in science, nor in going underground. Our defense is in law and order.

— Albert Einstein

My in-laws don't let me do much household chores so maximum of time is devoted to my four-year-old son Kabir.

— Amrapali Gupta

I don't think you have to live in the fantasy world of Westeros to have problems with your mother-in-law.

— Natalie Dormer

don't argue what you don't believe in. Rule number one, in law and in life.

— Lisa Scottoline

The mother of a trophy wife is not automatically a trophy mother-in-law.

— John Grisham

If fathers are sometimes sulky at the appearance of the destined son-in-law, is it not a fact that mothers become sentimental and,…

— William Makepeace Thackeray

Wherever you find a wife and mother-in-law slugging it out, you'll find a son who's not speaking up to either his mother…

— Harriet Lerner

I was student council president in high school, and even in law school, I was vice-president of the student bar association.

— Demetri Martin

I happen to have the benefit of having a son-in-law who was the former Mr. France and a trainer. I like being…

— Suzanne Somers

Picasso was a delightful, kindly, friendly, simple little man. When I met him he was extremely excited and overjoyed that his mother-in-law…

— Edith Sitwell

We've all been that young love, trying to impress the in-laws or having these crazy cousins that we're related to by blood…

— Henry Golding

I've been involved with law enforcement for some time. My father was in law enforcement. I went through the training for Homeland…

— Lou Ferrigno

I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.'

— Les Dawson

I grunted. It's something I picked up over a fifteen-year career in law enforcement. Men have managed to create a complex and…

— Jim Butcher

If there is something in nature you don't understand, odds are it makes sense in a deeper way that is beyond your…

— Nassim Nicholas Taleb

The great paradox of the civil rights revolution is that instead of enforcing and expanding equality before the law, the revolution created…

— Paul Craig Roberts

“You didn't happen to see your future mother-in-law at that meeting today, did you?" May as well milk the effort. "Yes, the…

— Anonymous

I'd heard so many stupidities about my country since I left Iran. People had watched this stupid movie Not Without My Daughter…

— Marjane Satrapi

... the most fiendish plant I know of, the sort of thing Beelzebub might pluck to make a bouquet for his mother-in-law…

— Edward Augustus Bowles

I applaud the Supreme Court’s decision to strike down the Defense of Marriage Act. This was discrimination enshrined in law. It treated…

— Barack Obama

My grandfather was a teacher, my grandmother on my mom's side, four of my aunts, my sister-in-law, my best friend. So I've…

— Michelle Rhee

Beatrix puts a distance between herself and the rest of the world. She’s very engaging, but also quite private in nature. I…

— Lisa Kleypas

The courts are run on COMMERCIAL CONTRACT LAW and that is has NOTHING to do with any IN-LAW procedures whatsoever. So the…

— Jack Smith

I believe that if we could see the chapters that are missing from the book [The Autobiography of Malcolm X], we would…

— Manning Marable

My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.

— Les Dawson

Tis a short sight to limit our faith in laws to those of gravity, of chemistry, of botany, and so forth.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

I believe that he who has less in life should have more in law.

— Ramon Magsaysay

We’re looking for good lawsuits that will establish the interests of animals as a legitimate area of concern in law.

— Ingrid Newkirk

The only thing more intimidating than a huge international film star is your mother-in-law.

— Benjamin Walker

Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

— George Carlin

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.

— Henny Youngman

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.

— Les Dawson

A maxim in law has more weight in the world than an article of faith.

— Jonathan Swift

Give up all hope of peace so long as your mother-in-law is alive.

— Juvenal

And do as adversaries do in law, strive mightily, but eat and drink as friends.

— William Shakespeare

You believe in a god that plays dice; I believe in law & order.

— Albert Einstein

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image.

— Bernard Manning