Hell Quotes · Page 95

“It's wearying, like Caliban buttonholing you in hell and telling you the struggle he's having getting along with himself.”

— Derek Raymond

Being negligent is irrelevant, why be hell bound when you can be heaven sent.

— Anonymous

As if I can find where either hell or heaven is I'll tell you which these either you will go because I'm…

— Tivea

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

— Mark Twain

Hell is no other but a soundlesse pit, Where no one beame of comfort peeps in it.

— Robert Herrick

“Oh if only instead of being a hell, the universe had been an immense anus!”

— Comte de Lautréamont

From what may anyone be saved? Only from themselves! That is, their individual hell. They dig it with their own desires.

— Edgar Cayce

We have two options, medically and emotionally: give up or fight like hell.

— Lance Armstrong

You know what comes next, of course. You know I'm writing this at my desk, on a Thursday, and day after tomorrow…

— James Autry

Is it not grotesque when the representatives of an antiquated myth-sorcery, who believes in trinity, angels, devils, hell, virgin-birth, bodily Ascension, making…

— Karlheinz Deschner

You need to distinguish between getting something off your chest that won't help anyone else or saying something because you know you…

— Harriet Walter

Would that God would make hell so real to us that we cannot rest; heaven so real that we must have men…

— Hudson Taylor

Every time I ran the mile I was aware of my own weakness, there was some opponent who could give me a…

— Roger Bannister

“To rule by fettering the mind through fear of punishment in another world, is just as base as to use force... Reserve…

— Hypatia

Death is hell and night and cold, if it is not transformed by our faith. But that is just what is so…

— Dietrich Bonhoeffer

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

— Kinky Friedman

What a man has made himself he will be; his state is the result of his past life, and his heaven or…

— Catherine Crowe

“Since you have chosen to elect a man with a timber toe to succeed me, you may all go to hell and…

— David Crockett

The UN wasn't created to take mankind into paradise, but rather, to save humanity from hell.

— Dag Hammarskjold

Time taught me how to see every second as heaven, even though they're perfectly disguised as hell.

— Eyedea

“Surely, if there was a hell, I’d go there for what I wanted in that instant.”

— Anonymous

Heaven is living in your hopes and Hell is living in your fears. It's up to each individual which one he chooses.

— Tom Robbins

“Some people would rather live in a hell they've got used to than in a paradise they've never experienced before. ”

— Urania Sarri

Don DeLillo's 'White Noise,' which I read when I was 19. It showed me that a book can be funny as hell…

— Kevin Barry

If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it?

— Henny Youngman

I am better able to imagine hell than heaven; it is my inheritance, I suppose.

— Elinor Wylie

Let there be a special place in Hell for pundits who make predictions.

— Rick Perlstein

You stars that reigned at my nativity, whose influence hath allotted death and hell.

— Christopher Marlowe

Do something, by God’s help, to make heaven more full and hell more empty.

— J. C. Ryle

Sometimes people say, 'Oh, you're doing better now than before the accident.'That irritates the hell out of me.

— Mike Schultz

It took me forty years on earth To reach this sure conclusion: There is no Heaven but clarity, No Hell except confusion.

— Jan Struther

“The devil danced at the gates of heaven as angels swam naked in the fires of hell.”

— Kristin Elyon

Always be nice to the front desk staff because they can choose to make your life a living hell, and they'll remember…

— Iliza Shlesinger

What Conscience dictates to be done, Or warns me not to do; This teach me more than Hell to shun, That more…

— Alexander Pope

To fall in hell, or soar angelic, you need a pinch of psychedelic.

— Humphry Osmond

“War isn't hell. War is war, and Hell is hell, and not the two, war is a lot worse.”

— M*A*S*H Captain B. F. Peirce

When there is hell to pay, it is usually cheaper to pay it than to finance an endless purgatory.

— Robert Breault

I love opportunities to do something I'm not supposed to be able to do. Hell, that's my career.

— Andrew Whitworth

Retreat, hell! We're not retreating, we're just advancing in a different direction.

— Oliver P. Smith

It was a thunderingly beautiful experience-voluptuous, sexual, dangerous, and expensive as hell.

— Kurt Vonnegut