Golf Quotes · Page 65

If my music career was my golf game, I'd be playing for about 26 people tonight somewhere.

— Darius Rucker

If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'

— Adam Carolla

Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurements it invites the attention of perfectionists.

— Heywood Hale Broun

You can build many relationships with people while playing 18 holes, no matter how good you are.

— Lynne Doughtie

A man who went to the 'footie' match on Saturday afternoon and played eighteen holes of golf was really doing his duty…

— Donald Horne

Dogbert: Scientists have discovered the gene that makes some people love golf. Dilbert: How can they tell it's the golf gene? Dogbert:…

— Scott Adams

The biggest thing is just routine. I think that's the biggest correlation between golfers and basketball players.

— Stephen Curry

I did envisage being this successful as a player, but not all the hysteria around it off the golf course.

— Tiger Woods

Not one person from the music world has ever come with - as if I could get a rock'n'roller up at four…

— Buzz Osborne

Golf is a game to me. Other players work extremely hard all year long. I work hard before Augusta. I know I…

— Fred Couples

I remember when I first came out on the Tour. I was hitting practice balls and Sam Snead and Bob Goalby were…

— Lee Trevino

Obviously my game wasn't too good at Augusta, I had a couple of technical faults, the posture wasn't too good. It's a…

— Ernie Els

When people look at Bermuda, they see the beautiful beaches, the golf courses, the fishing, and that's what they should see. That's…

— John Layfield

Beyond the fact that it is a limitless arena for the full play of human nature, there is no sure accounting for…

— Herbert Wind

Because of the increased physicality of the sport, golf apparel companies began incorporating more performance-based materials into their designs, as well as…

— Paige Spiranac

Here's a simple way to abolish golf's elitist and exclusionary image and make it a truly all-American sport: ditch that fifties-Republican-martini-drinker's green…

— Bruce McCall

I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15.

— Lee Trevino

The only club in the bag specifically designed to get the ball in the cup is the putter. Why not learn it…

— Jack Burke, Jr

“A golf course can be a very risky place in the early evening for those who aren't aware of the dangers. Who…

— Haruki Murakami

I am a guy who likes to do what I am doing with passion, whether it's a soccer match with friends or…

— Rafael Nadal

Essentially, my parents directed me in the right path. They were all for me turning professional and starting that journey as a…

— Tony Finau

I enjoy the oohs! and aahs! from the gallery when I hit my drives. But I'm getting pretty tired of the awws!…

— John Daly

I always putted without a glove but I have no idea why - I saw others doing it and copied them.

— Seve Ballesteros

I'm about as concerned as Jack would be if he read that I was practicing to compete in the Masters

— Mark McCormack

Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated…

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

The older I get, the more I want to do. It beats death, decay or golf in unfortunate trousers. Peace and quiet…

— Simon Schama

Every woman should recruit a female friend to take up golf so there will be more women available to play.

— Paula Creamer

Yeah, but I'll be working as a marshal. I'll be helping your team find all the balls they drive into the rough.

— Seve Ballesteros

A man in West Virginia sank two consecutive holes-in-one this week. Said the man's wife, 'Oh, is that a lot?.'

— Seth Meyers

I like to go on the course and hit different shots to see if I can thread it through everything on a…

— Nelly Korda

I've been on some fairways that are as good as the greens we putted on back then. We had crab grass. I…

— Sam Snead

Golf is deceptively simple, endlessly complicated. A child can play it well and a grown man can never master it. It is…

— Arnold Palmer

This whole golf thing was so left field for us, as Polynesians, but he had a lot of knowledge about sports in…

— Tony Finau

“Three years I put up with your boring golf stories and your pants with the little whales on them and your tiny…

— Melanie Harlow

In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a…

— Gene Perret

Golf has humbled, humiliated, and just about licked all the great athletes who tried it.

— Earl Blaik

I am relying on the theory that playing golf is just like riding a bike and that I haven't forgotten how.

— Jennifer Wyatt

Nothing impresses the ladies like a clean, pressed pair of khakis and a large pattern shirt featuring either classic cars, mojitos or…

— Tim Heidecker

I have a couple [of grandsons] that are in college playing lacrosse. It's great and it's fun. But they all also play…

— Jack Nicklaus

I could not wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I could get out on the course…

— Ben Hogan