That awkward moment where your iPhone talks to you way more than your girlfriend. — Chad Robinson Copy Share Image
Don't cry because it's over. Smile & laugh because his new girlfriend looks like a horse :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I auditioned for Ted Bundy and the director Matthew Bright and we really hit it off. He cast me as Bundy's girlfriend. — Boti Bliss Copy Share Image
I've seriously got to stop turning my girlfriends gay, but like I can really help it. It's my animal appeal. — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Both my girlfriend AND wife are out of town this week! Time to go find some lucky lady to nibble on my… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because we are women doesn't mean the only roles we can play are that of the finger-shaking girlfriend. — Sarah Shahi Copy Share Image
It's rumored that Arnold Schwarzenegger's son is cheating on his girlfriend Miley Cyrus. After hearing about it Arnold said, 'That's my boy.' — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
You can go the route of not living your life at all - and a lot of actors do that, where they… — Austin Butler Copy Share Image
What attracted me to A Perfect Getaway was that I sorta played a girlfriend role for, you know, 85 percent of the… — Milla Jovovich Copy Share Image
Lol A REAL Girlfriend Wouldnt Get Annoyed When Her BF Is Playing Call Of Duty. . . . . .She Would Be… — Jason Santana Copy Share Image
“My nose!" he screams, blood gushing between his fingers. "She broke my freakin' nose!" A rush of pride courses through me. That's… — David Estes Copy Share Image
I do not love you-except because I love you; I go from loving to not loving you, from waiting to not waiting… — Pablo Neruda Copy Share Image
Dear You. Don't come back to complicate my life, I've given you a chance which You failed to use. Now that you… — Sabelo Lan Mashabela Copy Share Image
“Whatever happens, we've got your back, girlfriend! Unless, of course, the crowd gets mad and decides to tar and feather us. Then,… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
I've been insane for a long time. An ex-girlfriend of mine once asked, "Is it true that all comedians are depressed?," and… — Jason Gann Copy Share Image
I'm guessing I'm your fake girlfriend? B. J. Asks, sighing. It's a miracle that he figured it out. He's not usually the… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
Hey, I liked my idea of bringer her along, but you already vetoed that idea, so now I'm resorting to Plan B,… — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
“This is…” She crossed her arms, and I braced myself for a rant of epic proportions. “This personal meeting you’ve been telling… — Whitney G Copy Share Image
“You don't really want me on your team,' Lexie said. 'I'm totally terrible.' 'I know," Jake said. 'I want you on the… — Tamara Summers Copy Share Image
Dreams, dreams. I walk them; I live them. I delude myself with them. It's a wonder I can spot reality anymore. "… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
It's the Roman numeral for 10. 5/5/89 is my birthday: 5 plus 5 is 10, and this is my tenth year since… — Chris Brown Copy Share Image
I sound awful saying it but I think it can be like that. I see a lot of people in unstimulating relationships.… — Laura Marling Copy Share Image
Whenever I go into Bloomingdales, I head to the womens shoe section and think, Hmm, maybe Ill get my next girlfriend a… — Josh Hutcherson Copy Share Image
If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death. — Ben Kingsley Copy Share Image
Girls better start looking for guys with a good education because I'm pretty sure swag isn't going to pay the bills. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dancing inspires my music. Having your girlfriends all together and just being free and happy. — Bella Thorne Copy Share Image
Despite what your girlfriend may have told you, size is important, bigger is better. — Gene Simmons Copy Share Image
All my best girlfriends play guitar now, which is kind of a funny world to live in. — Lola Kirke Copy Share Image
“I won’t have my son doing drugs to get a woman that he shall never have.” — Initially NO Copy Share Image
Actin like grownups don't even try to hide cause the spot blown up. Girlfriend tellin you she wanna see I say 'I… — Q-tip Copy Share Image
I don't know what I would have done so many times in my life if I hadn't had my girlfriends. — Reese Witherspoon Copy Share Image
To the stupidity of men, " Dakota said, raising a glass. "And my brother, who is their king. — Susan Mallery Copy Share Image
“Some people would have killed themselves and/or someone else if they were single; and some people would not have done that.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I have a lot of very close girlfriends and sisters - I'm from an all female family. My father often quips that… — Shirley Manson Copy Share Image
I think my GirlFriend got a magical car. She just turned it into a lake. Stupid cunt... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Loveless life is a fruitless tree, friends life is a rootless tree, Tree can live without fruit but not without root.!! — Jibran Mangi's Copy Share Image
When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an… — Josh Hartnett Copy Share Image
Tell your girlfriend how much you love her out of the blue one day. I bet she'll love it. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
![“I sound awful saying it but I think it can be like that. I see a lot of people in unstimulating relationships. And not just boyfriend-girlfriend relationships. They find themselves in stagnant friendships. If people were a little less scared [of ending things] they'd get more out of life… You meet…” quote by Laura Marling](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/e08/laura-marling-8939_awful_i-sound-awful-saying-it-but-i-think-it-c_924420.jpg)
