My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My girlfriend's packed her bags and moved out to another town, she couldn't stand the boredom when the video broke down. — Ray Davies Copy Share Image
You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work. — David Thorne Copy Share Image
On the basis of being a woman, by playing an alien, I avoid playing someone's girlfriend here on Earth because that's a… — Zoe Saldana Copy Share Image
“Even if you love a lady, don't say you will take care of her while someone else is catering for your needs.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
My girlfriend took a pregnancy test today, and my worst fears have been realized.. she's just fat.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should be impeached. — Phyllis Schlafly Copy Share Image
Just because your your girlfriend period is on that doesn't give you an excuse to have sex with anyone else! — Keondre Keyy Copy Share Image
I've found that men I've dated who are in the same business can be really competitive. I've found a great group of… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
I studied German at school. I lived in Berlin for two years and had a German girlfriend for five years, so I… — Martin Gore Copy Share Image
“but Alex's last girlfriend? now there was a female human being who had worked hard to deserve her given moniker. As far… — Lindsey Kelk Copy Share Image
I'm married now, but back when I had girlfriends, you were always wondering if they liked you, and if you liked them… — Jeremy Sisto Copy Share Image
I had one or two steady girlfriends in high school, but then in college, it was three, four... I went crazy. At… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
My girlfriend has got the new, improved me. Before, I was argumentative: now I will get out of a situation before mud-slinging… — Bez Copy Share Image
“It’s not a promise, it’s a guarantee. So you, my beautiful girlfriend, better rest up. You’re crazy if you think you can… — M.C. Roman Copy Share Image
“Right now, all he wanted was to get her to take that first step. "I'm not going to tattoo my name on… — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
I love you. I know the real you too. You think I don't but how easily you forget I was the one… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
If religion is a reaction of man, and nothing more, it seems to me that it represents a human desire for wrongdoers… — Vince Gilligan Copy Share Image
“For me, you are fresh water that falls from trees when it has stopped raining. For me, you are cinnamon that lingers… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
“Curran strode toward me, eyes blazing. "If I let her go, I'll need a replacement. Want to volunteer for the job." He… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
If only girls knew that sexy lies beyond their body. Sexy isn't determined by just looking at her body. Sexy is made… — Jazmin Garcia Copy Share Image
My weirdness aside, if I am to find any friends, particularly a girlfriend, she will almost certainly have to be a human.… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
Without my women friends, I wouldn't know anything. They've been my teachers and my mothers. My mother was a wonderful person, but… — Jamie Lee Curtis Copy Share Image
Our relationships are like sandcastles upon a shore. We know that a wave will eventually come and destroy it. Yet... we keep… — Sylvia Fox Copy Share Image
Wanna hear a joke about your girlfriend's p*ssy? Nevermind, you'll never get it... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
D best thing in lyf is wen Girlfriend gets angry wid u, n say, I wil nvr talk 2 u. — AB Copy Share Image
There is an awkward moment when your boss friends your girlfriend on facebook that = creep or creeping. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
The only reason your girlfriend always wears short skirts...is because every pair of pants she ever wore caught on fire. — Zach Taylor Copy Share Image
My idea of hell is a girlfriend ringing up and saying, 'Let's go shopping and have cocktails.' I'd rather play cards. — Alison Moyet Copy Share Image
I don't think I was fully satisfied acting. You know, the girlfriend role or the best friend role, and that wasn't enough… — Joey Lauren Adams Copy Share Image
If true love came at a price, the price would be all worth while if i was spending it on you. — William Lane Craig Copy Share Image
Dont stop cause you know that I like it, everytime you walk in the room you got all eyes on you and… — 5SOS Copy Share Image
It's a bonus if your girlfriend likes your music - definitely not a downfall. — Ashton Irwin Copy Share Image
My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I have a couple of girlfriends who are like, healing. We take care of each other. They know when I need to… — Maggie Gyllenhaal Copy Share Image
I can't swim but if my girlfriend was drowning, I'd still dive in to save her. — Zayn Malik Copy Share Image
Just because I don't say Hi doesn't mean I don't want to, because truth is I'm dying to. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
It happens a lot that women have to play the girlfriend role, which isn't as three-dimensional as the male role. — Georgina Campbell Copy Share Image
None of us has a girlfriend. But being in a band, you meet people everywhere you go. I know mine will turn… — Isaac Hanson Copy Share Image
My GirlFriend told me that she want me to act a little more like her father. So I fucked her mom. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
