“Dear Abby: The other night I came home and found my girlfriend going for a moonlight ride on my friend’s dick . . .” — Julie James Copy Share Image
Robert Pattinson must be the only guy in the world who enjoys his girlfriend being on her period. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel like girls always deserve flowers; it's just a nice thing to do. If you want to make your girlfriend smile,… — Bella Thorne Copy Share Image
I never want to lose you , but if I have to I would choose you, you're the one that I hold… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
A real girlfriend will remain loyal, text you everyday, fight with you, care about you, listen to you and love you like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every guy has their perfect dream girl. But for me, my dream girl isn't perfect. But she has potential to be great,… — Blake Toth Copy Share Image
I help relationships come to an end or help them go to the next level. It can be boyfriend or girlfriend, or… — Shannen Doherty Copy Share Image
They ask me what I see in you and I smile. Then I look down and say nothing because I don't want… — Amanda Copy Share Image
When I was twenty-two it was a lot harder to get hurt by women. It was easier for me to, you know,… — Matt Dillon Copy Share Image
I have one girlfriend who is dating right now - she's divorced - and she's on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
My first girlfriend in high school, I had a girlfriend in grade school, but my first girlfriend in high school was Mare… — Val Kilmer Copy Share Image
I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend. It's called "They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Melanie Fiona is a singer, a songwriter, she's a super-girl. I can be silly, goofy, really chilled. She's like your cool chill… — Melanie Fiona Copy Share Image
Style of break up: Boy bought a gift for his Girlfriend. girl:What the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
...And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents for the… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
My high-school years were so mediocre - I moved out when I was 16 and started living with my girlfriend who was… — Jason Reitman Copy Share Image
Internationally and in foreign markets, movies starring women don't make as much money as movies starring men. And then you can blame… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
Dont look at my girlfriend. dont touch her. dont add her on facebook. dont like all her pictures. dont message her. dont… — Rach Purdue Copy Share Image
“I already know you like me. More than like me. So you can play it off as if you don’t feel the… — Sidney Halston Copy Share Image
Annabeth realized that if six of them went on these two quests, it would leave Percy alone on the ship with Coach… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“One thing concerns me a little, nick has a girlfriend, right? Well, how do you think she'll feel about all of this?… — Jessica Thompson Copy Share Image
A guitar player goes on the road, and he misses his girlfriend for a while, but he manages to get along. A… — Albert King Copy Share Image
It wasn't until Kiffney-Brown, when I met Jason Talbot, that I really thought I might actually have one of those boyfriend kind… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
Even if you do get the best girlfriend you ever wanted: but know that the is always a task to do. Both… — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
“I met my girlfriend at a bar. But I broke up with her because she was already there, hitting on another guy.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
After 0ur Last Argument, I Told My Girlfriend, I Hope Your Next Boyfriend Appreciates The Improvements I've Made In You . — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
I wonder how it feels to have to take your girlfriend to the barber shop instead of the hair salon Wiz Kalifa — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
I don't need a girlfriend my studies irritates me everyday, that's enough. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I want my relationship with my girlfriend to be built on trust, not toothpicks, rubber bands, and lentil beans.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It would be a bit awkward to be with a girlfriend who didn't love what you do. — Ashton Irwin Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I'm proud of having a girlfriend; it just doesn't have anything to do with my music. — Romy Madley Croft Copy Share Image
I dated a lot, but I never really had anyone who was worthy of an anniversary. And most girlfriends never made it… — Wale Copy Share Image
“Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I'm the girl who loves it when you introduce me to your friends as your girlfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boy, always remember that I may not be your precious friend but I can be your ideal girlfriend . — Ivy Ban Copy Share Image
“You need this arm? If so, I suggest you remove it from my girlfriend’s shoulders.” — Teodora Kostova Copy Share Image
I love it when my heart smiles but when it does, it smiles because of you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always been the go-to girl for all of my girlfriends in terms of relationship advice or clothing advice. — Molly Ringwald Copy Share Image
If you have a girlfriend who is a fellow divorcee, you share a lot of common ground because you've been through the… — Tinsley Mortimer Copy Share Image
