A Loyal Girlfriend Is Worth More Than The Biggest Diamonds Nowadays — DasHinG PriNce Copy Share Image
When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an… — Josh Hartnett Copy Share Image
Tell your girlfriend how much you love her out of the blue one day. I bet she'll love it. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I've seriously got to stop turning my girlfriends gay, but like I can really help it. It's my animal appeal. — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Both my girlfriend AND wife are out of town this week! Time to go find some lucky lady to nibble on my… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because we are women doesn't mean the only roles we can play are that of the finger-shaking girlfriend. — Sarah Shahi Copy Share Image
It's rumored that Arnold Schwarzenegger's son is cheating on his girlfriend Miley Cyrus. After hearing about it Arnold said, 'That's my boy.' — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
“I have no reasons to be unhappy today. Normally, when I pick my mother up from the police station I go to… — Skyla Madi Copy Share Image
The advantage to having a wolf as your girlfriend is yu can call her a bitch and she wont be offended and… — Wolf Copy Share Image
Most executives are male, so it's always sort of their vision of stuff. I'm constantly fighting against that even when I play… — Madchen Amick Copy Share Image
'You claim to be the man, you want me for a lover, So you can do my girlfriends and my sister and… — Dres Copy Share Image
I have a lot of girlfriends, but there's something that's so easy for me about hanging out with guys. It's fun, because… — Rashida Jones Copy Share Image
I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving Cyclops with a beard - I'd have been grateful just to have… — John Green Copy Share Image
Well, I've been the super-girlfriend, let you think that nothing bother me. Like when you got out with your friends and people… — Letoya Luckett Copy Share Image
“Like a child who saves their favourite food on the plate for last, I try to save all thoughts of you for… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
“I don't have a girlfriend." "Right." Daniel looked at me just long enough to make me squirm, and only just avoid flattening… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“What is this love that makes me see beauty, and makes every beautiful thing bring you back to me? What is this… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
I got in a fight with my girlfriend," I said. "I was just driving around, blowing off steam, you know?" Well, you… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
I think the best thing you can do when you go and see a movie is to bring somebody along who really… — Jerry Bruckheimer Copy Share Image
When it comes to romance, I believe in keeping it simple. With my last girlfriend, we were on our way to our… — Justin Chon Copy Share Image
It's a romantic view of Canada. It's like Michael Moore saying we don't lock our doors in Canada. I lock my door… — Philippe Falardeau Copy Share Image
When you are an army girlfriend you don't worry about anything else in the world you only worry about when he will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always written songs from a sad place. I can't think of one good song that I have written in a happy… — Ty Stone Copy Share Image
“My girlfriend is a party girl angel who can kick some arse and cook.” — Wendy Higgins Copy Share Image
“I would love to introduce you all to my girlfriend, she's… Imaginary” — Haresh Daswani Copy Share Image