I'm not a player! I'm the girlfriend type! I always have girlfriends. — Kevin Connolly Copy Share Image
“Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color. Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend.” — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
No, I'm not jealous of your new girlfriend. I feel sorry for her, because she's dating an unfaithful selfish asshole. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a great family, good friends, a nice girlfriend, my own house. I have got everything how I want it to… — Michael Owen Copy Share Image
When my girlfriend cooks dinner, I'm happy to do the dishes. Because I make her wash dishes when I take her to… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“But,” Aidan finished her sentence for her, “you don’t want to be my girlfriend any more.” — Stacy Gregg Copy Share Image
Not everything in life can go perfectly according to plan. I mean I didn't keep every girlfriend I ever had. — Steve Wozniak Copy Share Image
Men are different. When they are in love they may also have other girlfriends. — Zhang Ziyi Copy Share Image
You should never underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am a navy girlfriend. The events of the next several months hold my life, my love, and my future in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even though we have our ups and downs I love my girlfriend she means the world to me. I can't thank her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I once took the key off my girlfriend's key ring so that I could surprise her when she got home. So I… — Trey Songz Copy Share Image
I hate myself right now because I know I did wrong by treating you the way I did…u dont deserve it at… — Bakare Copy Share Image
“I don’t like it when I have guests over and my girlfriend doesn’t wear pants and makes sock puppets with stinky socks… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Why friend-zone someone that treats you better than everyone else around..? You think you want a bad boy / girl as your… — Scott Dye Copy Share Image
Economists have put themselves in a position where what they are doing is supposed to be impossible to understand for outsiders, so… — Thomas Piketty Copy Share Image
I mean, shout out to the people that get dressed everyday and want to take that picture everyday. I would much rather… — Iman Shumpert Copy Share Image
“Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Advice to rock gods: drugwise, stick to Ibuprofen, decaf lattes, and pale Pilsners ... If your stomach is not a flat slab,… — Ian Shoales Copy Share Image
“You still with your floozy girlfriend?” Ah, there is was. The elephant in the car… He gave her an incredulous look. “Obviously… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“You told me this wasn't a formal date when you invited me to come. Why should I care if you have a… — Amy Plum Copy Share Image
My students used to say, one such as Mary O'Neal, that I identified the students by their boyfriend/girlfriend relationship. That was the… — David C. Driskell Copy Share Image
I arrived in Tokyo in around '81. Around that time, I visited London for about two months - it was the period… — Hiroshi Fujiwara Copy Share Image
When I used to wash my hair with a two-for-one shampoo and conditioner, I would wash it twice, which is completely unnecessary,… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
“So how long have you been together? Two months?' 'Five.' 'Five? Jesus, Steve, you might as well get married. I should buy… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
For me, I've gotten away from feeling I'm too dark. we're all women of color, and a lot of us are doing… — Rutina Wesley Copy Share Image