“Only dead fishes go with the flow.. I guess that make me a dead fish!” — Shanai Campbell Copy Share Image
COMMUNISM : You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I look at people sometimes and think ¦.. Really? Thats the sperm that won! — Deep Patel Copy Share Image
“He knew you can't really be strong until you can see a funny side of things.” — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
There is a whole genre of funny travel writers - that's very popular. There's Bill Bryson and people who follow that route… — John Gimlette Copy Share Image
“First of all, I was running scams when you were at keggers at Kappa Kappa Werewolf. You don’t know much about me… — Lauren Dane Copy Share Image
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
I've been in the industry for 15 years, and I knew all the pieces that needed to be included to make a… — Butch Hartman Copy Share Image
There was one rumor that I saw in a magazine saying I was pregnant. I thought that was brilliant and it still… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
Anything that gets you to release the stress in your life and really laugh is worthwhile. It can heal the planet. It… — Lucie Arnaz Copy Share Image
Are we so desperate for entertainment that we will fall for a Trickless magician?? Saw a woman in half. Pull a rabbit… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
When I walked in on 'Drag Race' and saw Katya, I had no idea she was gonna be funny, because she was… — Trixie Mattel Copy Share Image
