Funny love Quotes · Page 2

I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.

— Jack Benny

Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.

— Bob Phillips

Respectable people do not write music or make love as a career.

— Alexander Borodin

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

— George Carlin

I don't always fall in love. But when I do she has a boyfriend already.

— Anurag Prakash Ray

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

— Anonymous

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.

— Anonymous

No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.

— Joyce Brothers

At the moment the wind blows at my face…I close my eyes and feel you kissed. Thats why I can't resist facing…

— Fairy_thale

It funny when you love someone they ask for time but the go off and mess with other girl around you and…

— Rachel Weller

My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.

— Tom Arnold

On the secret to a lasting marrige: One of you has to be sane, and the other one is only allowed to…

— Christopher Meloni

When you ask why someone is single; the answer you will get is, I am waiting for the right person. Who will…

— Shubham Joshi

One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.

— Benjamin Franklin

I never said, 'I want to be alone.' I only said, 'I want to be let alone!' There is all the difference.

— Greta Garbo

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.

— Anonymous

It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up.

— Joan Rivers

You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number.

— Elayne Boosler

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.

— Albert Einstein

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.

— Albert Einstein

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

— Mickey Rooney

We were so young, so in love, and so in debt.

— Michelle Obama

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.

— Anonymous

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

— Paula Deen

I'm now making a Jewish porno film. 10% sex, 90% guilt.

— Carissa Aydaa

You can't put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic.

— Richard E. Besser

Love is the magician that pulls him out of his own hat.

— Ben Hecht

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.

— Tony Curtis

If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something.

— Anonymous

I don't know if I want to get married again.

— Doris Day

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.

— Gene Perret

You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.

— Rita Rudner

You know our love is Mutual I don't mind you love me a little extra !!

— Glen Rambharack

People say you cant live without love... well I think oxygen is more inportant

— Drew Fonner

If You break my heart, I will break your face..

— Prokhanta Yakuz

The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.

— Colin Chapman

Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.

— Mignon McLaughlin

Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.

— Groucho Marx

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.

— Richard Pryor

Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you.Feeling Awesome.

— Subaj Upreti