The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I've been divorced twice, at 33, at least I'm a successful failure! — Desmond Fouche Copy Share Image
Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, youre in. — Carissa Aydaa Copy Share Image
I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller. — Kristen Johnston Copy Share Image
I need a girl who opens her arms for me after she is drunk rather than opening her legs — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator. — Helen Gurley Brown Copy Share Image
At the moment the wind blows at my face…I close my eyes and feel you kissed. Thats why I can't resist facing… — Fairy_thale Copy Share Image
It funny when you love someone they ask for time but the go off and mess with other girl around you and… — Rachel Weller Copy Share Image
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
One day I asked my heart - What is Love? Heart Replied - See don't ask me Questions which are out of… — Raghav Singh Copy Share Image
When one door closes, another one opens, but sometimes we wait too long looking at the closed door, and never realize that… — Helen Keller Copy Share Image
On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the… — Jim Davidson Copy Share Image
The butterflies. They aren't normal. When I'm around you, it's like World War III in my stomach. Where in the world did… — Leslie Copy Share Image
“But I love her. That’s the funny part of it. I love them all, and they don’t give a hoot about me.… — Madeleine L'Engle Copy Share Image
“I cried for everyone and for all the scrabbly, funny love one sent out into the world like some hit song that… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
As husbands, I think one reason we have some trouble with Paul's command to love our wives "as Christ loved the church,"… — Scott Means Copy Share Image
“It’s funny what love can do to a person. It strips them of everything, even their instincts. It creates a new reality… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
But even if we take matrimony at its lowest, even if we regard it as no more than a sort of friendship… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
You can be the peanut butter to my jelly you can be the butterflies I get in my belly you can be… — Alanna Woodward Copy Share Image
A lady of 47 who has been married 27 years and has six children knows what love really is and once described… — Cristina Orante Copy Share Image
“It's funny. You love something and one day it's suddenly gone or changed or lost forever. But somehow that doesn't stop your… — Tony Parsons Copy Share Image
It's funny when you love someone so much you do your best to makes them happy but they don't do anything to… — SIAR Copy Share Image
Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people.… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that for some reason when a man is driving down… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Mmmm, its funny that I miss your face its funny time hasn't took your place its funny cause I can't say why… — Justice Garcia Copy Share Image
Hate is funny. Love isn't. Love can kill you. Hate can keep you alive. — Carol Grace Copy Share Image
If I had no sense of humor I should long ago have committed suicide. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
