Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What was the first tweet of twitter? Probably about assholes coming soon. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
He is so lazy that if there were work in bed,he would rather sleep on the floor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder if Buzz and Woody ever met some of Andy's mom's toys. Especially since they probably have the same names... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder who the first person was to see an egg come out of a chickens butt and think...'That looks tasty, I'm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I usually admit when someone complains but that's only coz denying them requires explaining. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I got thrown out of my local bookshop for moving the Caution - Wet Floor sign and placing it next to the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont ask for a blow job because the word job makes it sound like its strenuous physical labor. Instead, I ask… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes my wife and I like to spice things up in the bedroom & pretend we're a great couple who are still… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Yelling At Me Is Like Yelling At A Wall, You Can Yell All You Want But Your Never Gonna Get A Answer,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Friday to all my loyal friends and to all you backstabbing, two faced, fake friends I hope karma bitch slaps you! — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
A couple is married for 47 years and the woman dies. At the funeral, the pallbearers swing the coffin, which hits a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What I thought from my facebook fans would be,'Thumbs up admin,you are doing a great job'. but I find it to be,'Hallo… — Jamsta E Ngugz Copy Share Image
A man yells at his wife "pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery." "Oh wonderful!" she says, "should I pack… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone died of a brain aneurysm today while taking a standardized test. The last thing anyone saw him do was stand up,… — James Copy Share Image
Awkward moment when you accidently realized you were standing at your neighbors front door. So you quickly walk away, like nothing happened.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think my parents are getting to think that my phone is my eye controller..if they take it away from me, I… — Syoung Copy Share Image
I like when I ask a person to please have a seat and they point to the only other chair in the… — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
