With so many girls using filter, I'm assuming true beauty is hard to find nowadays — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Rumours? Well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I love helping people getting what they want. Today I overheard a girl saying I'd die for spicy mc burger so I… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If it looks like a frog, hops like a frog & croaks like a frog. I don't care how many times you… — Kiki Strack Copy Share Image
Women. Can't live with them, can't finish this joke without having sex with them & then later sleep on couch. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I found out that Snooki got a book deal I was more confused than a blind lesbian at a fish market. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm singing a song and somebody corrects me -.- b*tch what if I was freestyling?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm outgoing. My best friends know that I'm completely insane. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
I have a friend whose status says Suicidal - Standing on the edge of a cliff. So I poked him!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish we had a relationship Starbucks cuz that's where you make it perfect. You can get everything perfect at Starbucks. If… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
In America, Gay marriage is legal in 6 states. *Okay.. This is fine, a bit amusing though* Having sex with a horse… — Shushi Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton says she's the most qualified because she was married to a president for eight years. Now let me ask you,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I think the best way I could ever have had it put... is if somebody breaks your heart.. punch them in the… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
Girls make there Facebook status Single and talking to noone. like thats something to be proud of, like no being in a… — Amanda Copy Share Image
Its mess up when u never pay attention to somebody til u heard some freaky stuff about them...I havent pay any attention… — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
I looked out the window & watched a dog chase his tail for 10 minutes & thought WOW dogs are so easily… — Lars Propst Copy Share Image
My mom says to me, Honey, I don't want you to think I have diabetes because I'm fat. I have diabetes because… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
