Don't worry about a sugar planter. Give him a horse and he'll ride to his own funeral. — Curt Siodmak Copy Share Image
I think you should control yourself a little bit, so you can walk, and when you die, you can walk to your… — Debbie Reynolds Copy Share Image
Life for the majority of the population. Is an unlovely struggle against unfair odds. Culminating in a cheap funeral. — Siegfried Sassoon Copy Share Image
I'm more interested in the meaning of funerals and the mourning that people do. It's not a retail experience. It's an existential… — Thomas Lynch Copy Share Image
“The Magnati have all been summoned for the funeral, and I’ll be announcing our betrothal once they’re gathered.” — Naomi Novik Copy Share Image
Religious unity can look like a carnival and religious liberty can look like a funeral. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“Six guns rattling rattling boom boom boom Words and flags folding, folding, folded The knell tolls ding ding ding ding …” — Richard L. Ratliff Copy Share Image
We may all host ourselves to death, and if we're all dead who will host our funerals? — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Worldly faces never look so worldly as at a funeral. They have the same effect of grating incongruity as the sound of… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
Who dreamed that beauty passes like a dream? For these red lips, with all their mournful pride, Mournful that no new wonder… — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
But that wasn´t the first time I ever saw her. I saw her in the hallways at school, and at my mother’s… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided, but it is well for every man to… — Robert Tappan Morris Copy Share Image
I'll regularly just burst out into laughter at funerals, at the expense of the dead. What's the difference between a dead person… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Someone trying to be funny probably isn't as funny as someone who doesn't want to be funny but is and can't help… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Life should not be a funeral march to the grave. We should have the capacity for being able to lift up not… — Dennis Kucinich Copy Share Image
If you love helping people, and you love trying to bring comfort and peace to their life at a very, very difficult… — Steve Southerland Copy Share Image
“Here's the other thing I think about. It makes little sense to try to control what happens to your remains when you… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
When it comes to death, we know that laughter and tears are pretty much the same thing. And so, laughing and crying,… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“Well, they took the neck bones down from the Royal Oaks tree. Rest of the bones they separated from the chains on… — Sarah E Wright Copy Share Image
“I am so sorry to hear of Asher 's passing. I will miss his scientific insight and advice, but even more his… — Charles Henry Bennett Copy Share Image
Standing Here My entire world far beneath my feet, I should be filled with pride. Instead, I feel overwhelmed by a sense… — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
Everybody goes to the funeral, but everybody laughs when it's funny. While entertainment is happening, that's just what it is, entertainment -… — Lloyd Banks Copy Share Image
“It was the funeral of a woman who had henpecked her husband, driven her kids half nuts, scrapped with the neighbors at… — Various Copy Share Image
Every funeral may justly be considered as a summons to prepare for that state into which it shows us that we must… — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
“Most people are not really scared of death. They are merely terrified of being taken to a mortuary and/or being buried or… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A funeral can go on for weeks, because few events in life are a better opportunity to tell stories.” — Fredrik Backman Copy Share Image
I have passed the mountain peak and my soul is soaring in the firmament of Complete and unbounded freedom; I am in… — Khalil Gibran Copy Share Image
“Have just been run over by tram-car at Patriarch's Ponds funeral Friday three pm come. Berlioz.” — Bulgakov Copy Share Image
I mean I'm one of those people that laugh at a funeral. And it's always the worst time, but there's always a… — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
“Funerals seem less about comforting the souls of these dearly departed than about comforting the people they leave behind.” — Rin Chupeco Copy Share Image
I never go to funerals. To me a person is dead when he breathes for the last time. After that, your memories… — Hedy Lamarr Copy Share Image
In New Orleans, we celebrate everything. It's probably the only place you'll see people dancing in a funeral home. — Trombone Shorty Copy Share Image
“Funerals and weddings often take place in the same location. Some would also argue that they sometimes happen at the same time… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
An elephant funeral makes me weep every time, and so does an ad with a kid leaving home for college. — Andrew Sean Greer Copy Share Image
Nothing is truer in a sense than a funeral oration: It tells precisely what the dead man should have been. — Louis Gustave Vapereau Copy Share Image
What men prize most is a privilege, even if it be that of chief mourner at a funeral. — James Russell Lowell Copy Share Image
A funeral isn't for the dead. You'll simply be a stage set for a kind of festival maybe. And besides, you won't… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
Friends: not one. Just a few acquaintances who imagine they feel something for me and who might be sorry if a train… — Fernando Pessoa Copy Share Image
“Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
