For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I know that this is what you want. A funeral keeps both of us apart. You know that you are not alone.… — Brand New Copy Share Image
“Knowledge advances, funeral by funeral,” the economist Paul Samuelson once observed.” — Nicholas Wade Copy Share Image
A great soul serves everyone all the time. A great soul never dies. It brings us together again and again. — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
It's a good thing Kerry's dead, because that funeral would've sent him over the edge," Henry said. — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
“It is your name,” he said simply. “Not anymore.” Not in a long time. Not since the day of her father’s funeral,… — Monica McCabe Copy Share Image
“Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well.… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“It's a funny phenomenon. You can never visit your own funeral, but if you want to see how people feel about you,… — Elizabeth L. Silver Copy Share Image
“Why? Why does fun start funeral when it's a sorrowful situation? Why is the combination of con and science conscience when those… — Vincent Okay Nwachukwu Copy Share Image
It's different when the person you love dies. There's an awful finality to death. But it is final. The end. And there's… — Barbara Taylor Bradford Copy Share Image
Am I solemn? I had an idea I was grinning from ear to ear." "You look as if you were taking me… — Henry James Copy Share Image
I checked myself out in that funeral parlour scene. I saw myself laughing, because there was a shot of Ed and I… — Gavin MacLeod Copy Share Image
A.K. Hangal has worked with so many Bollywood personalities. In fact, during his good times he worked with A-listers of the industry… — Raza Murad Copy Share Image
Death is not the end Death can never be the end. Death is the road. Life is the traveller. The Soul is… — Sri Chinmoy Copy Share Image
“true. Look, why don’t you go see if the story’s in your paper, then call me back. The funeral’s gonna be up… — Lee Hanson Copy Share Image
For a while under Donald Trump, it was possible to believe that we could go back to a more functional, less rancorous… — Krystal Ball Copy Share Image
“Death is a personal matter, arousing sorrow, despair, fervor, or dry-hearted philosophy. Funerals, on the other hand, are social functions. Imagine going… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
[I]n contrast to the common belief that they are the world's greatest cynics, the best journalists are the world's great idealists. They… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
Weapons are the tools of violence;all decent men detest them.Weapons are the tools of fear;a decent man will avoid themexcept in the… — Laozi Copy Share Image
Joy and grief are never far apart. In the same street the shutters of one house are closed, while the curtains of… — Robert Aris Willmott Copy Share Image
Grief remains one of the few things that has the power to silence us. It is a whisper in the world and… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
FUNERAL, n. A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Republicans know well that a change of rhetorical pace is necessary. But efforts by their leaders to damp down the bellicosity of… — Alexander Cockburn Copy Share Image
It hasnt even been a week yet and I still cant grasp that you are no longer on this earth with me.… — Delaney Copy Share Image
If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and see who comes to your funeral. — Gregory Nunn Copy Share Image
“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain” — Mike McManus Copy Share Image
“When the maids pinch and pull me into a gown, I feel like a corpse being dressed for her funeral.” — Victoria Aveyard Copy Share Image
U can spend ur whole life tryin to be popular, but at d end of d day, D size of d crowd… — Laylow Copy Share Image
In the end, one or the other will triumph - a funeral dirge will be sung over the Soviet republic or over… — Vladimir Lenin Copy Share Image
“The only thing she really enjoyed was a funeral. You knew where you were with a corpse. Nothing more could happen to… — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
You don’t want to ask after the health of anyone, if you’re a funeral director. They think maybe you’re scouting for business. — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
If men refuse to be kindled, sparks can only burn themselves out, just as paper images and carriages burn out on the… — Lu Xun Copy Share Image
“They realize that no money, no church service, no eulogy, no funeral procession no matter how elaborate can remove the legacy of… — Abraham Verghese Copy Share Image
One of my first public performances was singing hymns at a funeral for a friend of our family. — Christopher Jackson Copy Share Image
I'm Sorry and I Apologize mean two different things when you say them at a funeral!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To the solemn graves, near a lonely cemetery, my heart like a muffled drum is beating funeral marches. — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
No matter how great a man is, the size of his funeral usually depends on the weather. — Rosemary Clooney Copy Share Image
“After the funeral Peter couldn’t find a way back out of himself—the pain became too great for him to move at all.” — Fredrik Backman Copy Share Image
“I don’t want to be the best man at your wedding. I have bigger goals than that! I want to be the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
In our society any man who doesn't cry at his mother's funeral is liable to be condemned to death — Albert Camus Copy Share Image