“Holy fuck,” Sully muttered, his eyes on Mike. “Funeral hook up. Didn’t know you had that in you. Impressed.” — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“I just thought that a man, or in this case a woman, never gets too busy to attend his or her own… — Cortez Law III Copy Share Image
I shall die alone, no funeral, no beautiful Eulogy to the exquisite life I dared live. I mind not, I will go… — Eric Nickel Copy Share Image
The Nobel is a ticket to one's own funeral. No one has ever done anything after he got it. — T. S. Eliot Copy Share Image
“When I die I'm sure I will have a Big Funeral. Curiosity seekers... coming to see if I am really Dead or… — Mari Evans Copy Share Image
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
Many species of wit are quite mechanical; these are the favorites of witlings, whose fame in words scarce outlives the remembrance of… — Johann Georg Ritter von Zimmermann Copy Share Image
Stop stealing the funeral meats right now, you wee scuggers!" She shouted. The Feegles stopped and stared at her. Then Rob Anybody… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Some of the funniest moments I've had have been like, at a funeral. Somebody says something and everyone's laughing because you have… — Gloria Calderon Kellett Copy Share Image
People ask me what makes a good funeral, and I tell them the most important thing is your man in the casket.… — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
No American is prepared to attend his own funeral without the services of highly skilled cosmeticians. Part of the American dream, after… — Edgar Friedenberg Copy Share Image
A psychiatrist once told me early in treatment, "Stop trying to make me like you," and what a sobering and welcome smack… — John Waters Copy Share Image
The death of every art form seems imminent at least once in every century; but while the very funeral arrangements go forward,… — Reynolds Price Copy Share Image
Nothing is dead: men feign themselves dead, and endure mock funerals and mournful obituaries, and there they stand looking out ofthe window,… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
It's always a great testament to your work and professionalism when you get the personal call from somebody's parents saying, 'Hey, I… — Phaedra Parks Copy Share Image
I've lost both parents in the last two years, so you pick up on that stuff. That's the most terrible thing about… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Offerings to propitiate the dead then were regarded as belonging to the class of funeral sacrifices, and these are idolatry. Idolatry, in… — Tertullian Copy Share Image
Each time a Palestinian or an Israeli dies, it is terrible. But they have the right to have a funeral, to be… — Bernard-Henri Levy Copy Share Image
Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
Not by lamentations and mournful chants ought we to celebrate the funeral of a good man, but by hymns; for, ion ceasing… — Plutarch Copy Share Image
“Another site of Leftist struggle [other than Detroit] that has parallels to New Orleans: Palestine. From the central role of displacement to… — Jordan Flaherty Copy Share Image
“Three days after that, the funeral was held, and while riding from the church to the cemetery Ava looked out the widow… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Graham Chapman, co-author of the "Parrot Sketch", is no more. He has ceased to be. Bereft of life, he rests in peace.… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
“A grin broke across Heath's hansome face. "The last time I saw such a collection of Boscastles in church was at Father's… — Jillian Hunter Copy Share Image
We are not content to pass away entirely from the scenes of our delight; we would leave, if but in gratitude, a… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
Mitt Romney, two-time Republican presidential candidate, is going to fight Evander Holyfield for charity. I hope they save some of that money… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
About Thatcher's death: Let's privatise her funeral. Put it out on competetive tender and accept the cheapest bid. That's what she would… — Ken Loach Copy Share Image
“...no money, no church service, no eulogy,no funeral procession no matter how elaborate, can remove the legacy of a mean spirit." p… — Abraham Verghese Copy Share Image
There was just no good way for a dead son to greet his mother almost two weeks after his funeral. — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
Me and Dave Chappelle were at Charlie Murphy's funeral. I got up there and I got to preaching, and I took over… — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
I guess I do prefer a ball cap. I have performed without a cap, mostly at funerals and weddings. — Rodney Atkins Copy Share Image
What am I most ashamed of in my life? Not keeping my promise to my sister and being too scared of America… — Josephine Baker Copy Share Image
Nature never quite goes along with us. She is somber at weddings, sunny at funerals, and she frowns on ninety-nine out of… — Alexander Smith Copy Share Image
“You don’t want to ask after the health of anyone, if you’re a funeral director. They think maybe you’re scouting for business,”… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Man's last day must ever be awaited and none to be counted happy until his death, until his last funeral rites are… — Ovid Copy Share Image
A thousand people will stop smoking today. Their funerals will be held sometime in the next three or four days. — C. Everett Koop Copy Share Image
Absolutely no religious rites of any kind, relating to any religious faith, should be associated with my funeral — Arthur C. Clarke Copy Share Image
You can have money piled to the ceiling but the size of your funeral is still going to depend on the weather. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A wedding left the church and, meeting a funeral, walked three steps with the dead.” — Jamie O'Neill Copy Share Image