When someone dies then they go to their funeral. Stands there... says nothing, because they are gone. — Anthony Barger Copy Share Image
Philadelphia fans would boo funerals, an Easter egg hunt, a parade of armless war vets and the Liberty Bell. — Bo Belinsky Copy Share Image
“No matter how rich you become, how famous or how powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty… — Michael Prichard Copy Share Image
My idea of man's chief end was to enrich the world with things of beauty, and have a fairly good time myself… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
Don't go to people's funeral to show how much you cared about them. Instead show how much you care about them now...… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Every virtue has its privilege: for example, that of contributing its own little bundle of wood to the funeral pyre of one… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Thrift, thrift, Horatio! The funeral bak'd meats did coldly furnish forth the marriage tables. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I remember when my father passed away, we drove the funeral procession past the bank so he could say one last goodbye.… — Alexi Giannoulias Copy Share Image
The human brain cannot release enough neurotransmitters to feel emotion a thousand times as strong as the grief of one funeral. A… — Eliezer Yudkowsky Copy Share Image
My mum passing away wasn't funny, but that funeral and what I went through, the things that happened, looking back at it,… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I hunted all through the four Gospels trying to find one of Christ's funeral sermons, but I couldn't find any. I found… — Dwight L. Moody Copy Share Image
On the train to London, with those successfully exposed rolls in my bag, I hated myself and my profession. This sort of… — Robert Capa Copy Share Image
“Yes, you are still grieving for the fact that Olly is not loving you as you love him. But death is no… — Lucy Holliday Copy Share Image
The dead man is on the trolley and the woman collapses across his chest. That's what the ghouls want a shufti at,… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
The Irish are often nervous about having the appropriate face for the occasion. They have to be happy at weddings, which is… — Peggy Noonan Copy Share Image
I wanted to make a human monster. His name is Coffin Baby. The idea is based on a group of people from… — Tobe Hooper Copy Share Image
She folded her arms and then shouted, "Right you thieving scunners! How dare you steal Miss Treason's funeral meats!" "Oh, waily, waily,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
During my years of being close to people engaged in changing the world I have seen fear turn into courage. Sorrow into… — Alice Walker Copy Share Image
“Be aware of this truth that the people on this earth could be joyous, if only they would live rationally and if… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I'd say 3/4 of advertising works on pure Pavlov. Think how association, pure association, works. Take Coca-Cola company (we're the biggest share-holder).… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
Even the best weapon is an unhappy tool, hateful to living things. So the follower of the Way stays away from it.… — Ursula K. Le Guin Copy Share Image
The point is that no matter what you choose to do with your body when you die, it won't, ultimately, be very… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
Even the death of Friends will inspire us as much as their lives. They will leave consolation to the mourners, as the… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
“Driven across many nations, across many oceans I am here, my brother, for this final parting, to offer at last those gifts… — Catullus Gaius Valerius - Poem 101 Copy Share Image
“My ghost is the only soul who ever comes to cry on my grave... Only the skies cried sincerely on my funeral.” — Simona Panova Copy Share Image
How unfortunate it is to be constrained by what people might say at our funeral or on our gravestone. — Lawrence Fagg Copy Share Image
“I cried at the funeral. It wasn’t because I loved her, it was because I was there, in the front pew at… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
R.I.P to my Ex...the funeral will be held at Never Again Baptist Church, located across from The Lies You Told Cemetery, on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We make mistakes, we have our faults, and God knows some of us have more than our share, but when danger threatens… — James Larkin Copy Share Image
Keep your chin up, and don't go to the funeral - mine or yours or your loved one's - until the day… — Valerie Harper Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your cell phone going full volume at a funeral. Even more awkward if your ringtone is I will… — Faith Barroa Copy Share Image
When I die, will someone please go to my funeral dressed like the Grim Reaper? You don't say anything, just stand there... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I did become quite well known from 'Four Weddings and a Funeral', and it helped hugely. I wasn't as famous as Hugh… — Anna Chancellor Copy Share Image
In the United States large corporations control some members of Congress. All this does is delay the corporation’s funeral at our expense. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
“Holy cow. She actually managed to get in two good, solid hits in a row. The sentinels were going to be high-fiving… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Time will tell if sorry is enough. I don’t think it is. If you died tonight, I wouldn’t come to your funeral.”… — Robert Goolrick Copy Share Image
Come now, don't make such a funeral face. It isn't dying that's sad; it's living when you're not happy. — Octave Mirbeau Copy Share Image
Deleting your Facebook account is a quick way to find out what people will say at your funeral. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't come to my funeral to show how much you cared about me. Show me how much you care about me now… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
