Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and relationships. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The only reason I'd ask what happen today, is to steal some ideas to tweet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you first joined twitter you never thought this shit would be so addictive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that mind don't matter and the people that matter don't… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me, you all are nothing. Electricity: Keep talking, b-ches. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's only happy hour if a hot girl is sharing your drinks. Otherwise it's just drowning your misery. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on Earth? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I blame feminism and Facebook for the death of the American automobile. I'm a Republican, so I blame everything on feminism -… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I've been banging my head against this wall for hours trying to figure out where all this blood is coming from! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just a reminder that you dont have to tell Facebook or Twitter goodnight...you can just shut up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mostly, those who hate us are blinded from our good qualities just like those who love us are blinded from our bad… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I check Facebook to see how everybody from high school's doing. I go on Reddit to see what my weirdos are talking… — Jessica Williams Copy Share Image
A lot of people were cast for 'Geordie Shore' out in the clubs. Now, with me, I wasn't from Newcastle and I… — Charlotte Crosby Copy Share Image
You happily give Facebook terabytes of structured data about yourself, content with the implicit tradeoff that Facebook is going to give you… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
Somebody asked meh- Broda What is FAce BooK? (earlier it was original, real but now a days its just a Fake- book..isn't?… — Raghav Singh Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A rite where two people, under the influence most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, are required… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly.… — Oliver Markus Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw how you handled your responsibilities, even when you didn' t feel good, and I… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Amazing, life-altering anonymous picture quotes on FaceBook: Are they created by graphic designers who steal quotes or don't bother to research the… — Fierce Dolan Copy Share Image
“Facebook is to mental health, what fossil fuel is to climate health.” — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
Whenever I masturbate I always pretend my right hand has a British accent. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't go around fire and expect not to come out smelling like smoke — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
LOVE, Something they say is blind -- it's marriage which is the real eye opener; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“It's good netiquette to look for every opportunity to compliment others online. — David Chiles Copy Share Image
Too MANY people ask for the truth, but too FEW can actually handle it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate to travel. I guess it's because my father used to beat me with a globe. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, That ceremony which makes more strange bedfellows than politics; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
