“Social networking platforms made it unnecessary to know people to know people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't give a crap, but if I did, you'd be the first person I'd give it to. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I really wanna throw a book at someones face and be like, I Facebooked you! — Melania Copy Share Image
I don't have a Facebook page and I don't think I will but Twitter for me is a way to take control… — Tom Colicchio Copy Share Image
I had a relationship where we found out each other's Facebook passwords and would check each other's messages. That's not healthy. — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
STERILISE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WIFE, A person who sits up with you when you are sick, and puts up with you when you are not; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was a kid during the height of the Cold War. If I did something wrong, my parents just accused me of… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Never masturbate to a fantasy involving anyone you might actually have to interact with. Trust me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Forgiveness.. It Is The Wonderful Smell That A Flower Gives., When its Being Crushed..!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The thing that's been really surprising about the evolution of Facebook is - I think then, and I think now - that… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
Facebook is by far the largest of these social networking sites, and starting with its ill-fated Beacon service, privacy concerns have more… — Michael Bennet Copy Share Image
On the 12th day of Facebook, Facebook gave to me, 12 pouters pouting, 11 pokers poking, 10 haters hating, 9 dudes I'm… — Bwc Copy Share Image
The beauty of the innovation that flows from the open web is that no one has to ask for permission, get a… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
Especially with Facebook and Instagram and Twitter, I can't tell necessarily the nitty gritty of what you're really up to. I'm just… — Casey Wilson Copy Share Image
“We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Once you find out that someone likes a certain game on Facebook, now you know what kind of virtual gift you can… — Bing Gordon Copy Share Image
I haven't sworn off Facebook. I'm on Facebook. There's a fan page on Facebook that I will update, but I'm on there… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
If Facebook ruins relationships, guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat. I shouldnt… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I mention someone, get no replyback, and I'm left feeling like an idiot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I like to have met someone in real life before being their Facebook friend. — Nicholas A. Christakis Copy Share Image
A wife is just an attachment men screw on the bed to get the housework done. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, GOOD, A man who feels in his pockets every time he passes a mailbox — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WATERBED, A device that may help a marriage -- then again, the couple may drift apart — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
