Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like 1 mirror at a time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of my coworkers has an annoying habit, He works! Makes me look bad. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts, One for each face. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A girl gives you breakfast in bed. The woman gives you breakfast and head. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Spiders are nature's perverts... Why else are they found in the bathrooms? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Actual warning printed on the bottom of a package of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert : Do not turn upside down. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“Some people I see are so talented that they are just wasting their time on writing at Facebook. Talent must be productive..” — Himmilicious Copy Share Image
“Mark has the most long-term perspective I’ve ever seen. This guy is uber uber uber on the long-term view.” — David Kirkpatrick Copy Share Image
I Hate it wen Bae b like I Want Him to Inbox me 1st. Then u damn Ready to b an 'X'… — PreezY Copy Share Image
Is in the drivers seat of my own life but knows that people who lead miserable lives, like to make others miserable… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
It's easier to get funding for a gas station than to start the next Facebook or Twitter in the Mideast. — Shervin Pishevar Copy Share Image
When I die I want to be be reincarnated as a Lizard. Just so I can finally hear a women say Oh… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
One of the companies that we've invested in is called Facebook. In only two years, between 2009 and 2011, the information exchanged… — Yuri Milner Copy Share Image
People share everything on Facebook. That can be a very good thing or a very noisy thing. With Foursquare, people know that… — Dennis Crowley Copy Share Image
I think authors like me are always struggling with the idea that they should have a brand and a Facebook author page… — Lynn Coady Copy Share Image
If you need five minutes every hour to look at tweets or to just surf the Internet, you need to schedule that… — Charles Duhigg Copy Share Image
Facebook and Instagram are both really popular with teens, both in the U.S. and globally across the world. I think what you're… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
The Internet is far more engaging as an interactive medium than broadcast. Barriers to creating content are going away; they're almost gone.… — Ben Huh Copy Share Image
There are many cases of activists having their Facebook pages and accounts deactivated at critical times, when they are right in the… — Rebecca MacKinnon Copy Share Image
“LIFE IS AN ENTHUSIASM. MY EXPERIENCE OF LIFE, MY VISION ALL ARE MENTION IN MY BOOKS. WRITING LANGUAGE - MALAYALAM. I BORN… — Saravan Maheswer Copy Share Image
Number of followers doesn't make you a leader . Hitler had thousands and jesus had 12 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A relationship is not like Facebook where you can sign in/out whenever you want. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't believe it's already ummm yeah whatever month of the whatever year this is! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We have found that using Facebook as a work tool makes our work day more efficient. — Lars Rasmussen Copy Share Image
Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
BRB Have to run to the toilet, but I'll be back in two shakes of a man's penis. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you follow me & expect a follow back, please do let me know! So I can block you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I miss the time when photos were taken for memories not for social networking sites. — Inderpal Copy Share Image
Without our immigrants, who will kick our field goals, or train our white tigers? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
