Facebook rule 1: If I'm not in your photo, don't tag me in your photo. — Ronald Oliver Copy Share Image
SOCIALISM: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Honey, you're getting Adele. - How I told my Girl friend she's getting fat. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Facebook is not just injurious to health, it's now a full-on humanitarian crisis.” — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
Why does Beyonce sings: 'to the left?'. Because niggers don't have any rights — Benjamin Dm Copy Share Image
I'm happy I didn't belong to generation when people used gun powder to grow guns. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it's in, you'll love it — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I watch everything online... I consume so much media through Instagram and Facebook, too. — Shenaz Treasury Copy Share Image
Its funny how love is. It can build you - make you feel whole. But it can also rip you apart into… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fixing someone broken heart, is much like treating a sickness¦no matter how hard you try if youre not the right medicine, you… — Laine Copy Share Image
When he is without money, his wife becomes secretary; When he has money, his secretary becomes wife. Man O Man! — Irfan Khan Copy Share Image
FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
For the general public or psychos on Facebook, for everyone who's made one negative comment about me, I've probably gotten 250-300 positive… — Abby Lee Miller Copy Share Image
Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you wanna add me on facebook my name is James Melendez and this picture is the picture on my profile page… — James Melendez Copy Share Image
“Face-book has all the social graces of a nose-picking, hyperactive six-year-old, standing at the threshold of your attention and chanting, “I know… — Cory Doctorow Copy Share Image
The viral power of online media has proven how fast creative ideas can be spread and adopted, using tools like cellphones, digital… — Tina Brown Copy Share Image
“What is it that you ever wanted in life? Who cares about you? Who laughs with you? Who shared your hopes and… — The Eldest Copy Share Image
We'll continue to expand our footprint... Oracle's Fusion cloud applications for HCM, CRM and ERP all have a new simplified user interface… — Larry Ellison Copy Share Image
Before the Internet, before BBSes and Fidonet and Usenet and LiveJournal and blogs and Facebook and Twitter, before the World Wide Web… — Patrick Nielsen Hayden Copy Share Image
Facebook and Google are battling over who will be our gateway to the rest of the Internet through 'like' buttons and universal… — Rebecca MacKinnon Copy Share Image
It is illegal for foreign entities to buy political ads in the United States. But that didn't stop the purchase of thousands… — Amy Klobuchar Copy Share Image
Its amazing how crazy I feel when my phone vibrates and Im begging it to be you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all my questions. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, An event, for the upper middle class, is the only adventure left; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Me: Your face must turn a few heads. She: And your face must turn a few stomachs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not online. I'm not on Facebook much. I don't connect that way. — Sarah McLachlan Copy Share Image
I bet you think this status is about you, dont you, dont you? Youre so vain! — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Go to hell. Kiss my ass. Fuck off. Drop dead. Can I make myself any clearer? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Getting pregnant to get more likes on Facebook is the dumbest reason I've ever heard. — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
Love isn't about reading the same page, but it's about reading the whole book and smile — Uknown Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, The process that turns a female from an attraction into a distraction; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE, What we have in common with the residents of all third-world countries; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
