FASCISM You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Imagine meeting someone who understood even the dustiest corners of your mixed up soul. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you hate someone and you want to screw their life, introduce them to Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you see me smiling it's because I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it's because… — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
“People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure my grandmom watches over me whenever I masturbate. The sound of that walker is so unbearable. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some guys focus more on how to get a girl but once they have her, they lose focus on how to keep… — Danish Copy Share Image
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece: Gently aging, but still a warmand desirable place to visit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It doesn't bother me that you don't like me, what bothers me is that you are hypocritical and PRETEND to like me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everyone has made themselves into a commodity with Facebook, Twitter - with all of these things, you're commodifying your life every time… — Andrew Garfield Copy Share Image
To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not allowed to buy advertising for my book '50 Things Liberals Love to Hate' on Facebook because, according to their representative,… — Mike Gallagher Copy Share Image
When I signed up for Google Plus, my reaction after playing around with it for a little bit was like, 'Huh, I… — Jennifer Lee Copy Share Image
In '77 there was no Internet, there was no Twitter or Facebook, and I think that, without being some old git who… — Steve Jones Copy Share Image
“Your ideas are bound to forces of which you have no control due to the fact that you've voluntarily submitted your freedom… — James Scott, Senior Fellow, Institute for Critical Infrastructure Technology Copy Share Image
I am a Facebook voyeur. I feel bad about it because I never put anything on there, but I find it fun… — Eddie Kaye Thomas Copy Share Image
Fun fact: if you tell someone to kill themselves it's considered encouraging suicide and you can get a fine of $25,000 and… — Ash Phillips Copy Share Image
“Pardon me for budging into concoction of the aristocrats blowing their trumpets, the demagogues' doctrines, the antagonists' squeals, the hypocrites' assertions, the… — Mukesh Kwatra Copy Share Image
The 'old' Internet is shrinking and being replaced by walled gardens over which Google's crawlers can't climb. Sure, Google can crawl Facebook's… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
If you have a mutual friend that doesn't mean I have to accept your request. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Oh you're the type of girl that uses your personality as birth control. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A girl leaves you breathless after sex. The woman leaves you in a coma. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My life will never be complete until I've walked away from an explosion in slow motion — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hardly know you...but Facebook says it's your birthday...so happy birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life consists not in holding good cards, but in playing those cards you hold well. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
