When my mom start using facebook she dun even care if I die in front of her . — Honey Babe Copy Share Image
Turn your procrastination into progress, keep moving forward and never regress. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
I wouldn't know how to be on Facebook if my life depended on it. — Sarah Jessica Parker Copy Share Image
I hate it when I have a tweet in my head and my friends doesn't retweet it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
As you wait for hes replay, the man of your dreams is busy talking to hes... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw tears come from your eyes, and I learned that sometimes things hurt, but it's… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
U pretend to know me, u say things that u think will make me feel small, but here is some advise.get your… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 5 it should default to 'Unstable.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You might feel like your whole life has flashed before your eyes, but whatever you do, make sure it was worth watching. — Michael Kilby Copy Share Image
It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook tip: Make sure to give a loved one your Facebook password so they can eulogize you properly when you die. — Mswazi Omarion Copy Share Image
Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Prefix: What a man does just before his wife calls the plumber. Or electrician, mechanic ... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“44 percent of college-educated white women and 54 percent of college-educated white men voted for Trump. Stop pretending you care about people… — Kimberly D. Acquaviva Copy Share Image
You have Google, we have Baidu. You have Twitter, we have Weibo. You have Facebook, we have Renren. You have YouTube, we… — Michael Anti Copy Share Image
Don't you hate when you log into Facebook all excited to see what those 12 notifications are waiting for you. Only to… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“The most effective young Facebook users, however — the ones who will probably be winners if Facebook turns out to be a… — Jaron Lanier Copy Share Image
I've always liked the fact that anyone with a great idea, access to the Internet, and an unrelenting will can spark a… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
If you don't have a Facebook, like, you're nobody. There's all of these sort of requirements now, and if you don't have… — Taissa Farmiga Copy Share Image
If you can build a Facebook page and channel the audience to your website, you can generate revenue via PPC advertisement networks… — Fabrizio Moreira Copy Share Image
It's all very well to say this or that on Twitter and Facebook, but ultimately, if you are a musician, it is… — Ryuichi Sakamoto Copy Share Image
All a woman really wants is to know you care. And all of the sandles ever made. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Kindness : I never will understand all the good that a simple smile can accomplish. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If life hands you lemons, make lemonade; if it hands you tomatoes, make vegetable stew. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's amazing how one simple text from that one person can change your entire mood.^_^ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now is a good time to think about every mistake you've ever made. - 3 am — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“There was a feeling on the air like the eve of the end of the world...” — Billie-Jo Williams Copy Share Image
Keep your issues in your tissue box, and learn how to keep them out of your status box. — Blondie Copy Share Image
I never see a tombstone that said, died from not forwarding to ten people — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Philosopher: A masochistic fool who will be considered a genius once dead. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
