A nonsense chat makes sense when you are talking with someone special, — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That amazing moment when you post a comment on Facebook and everyone likes it — Facebook Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well. Sincerely, Myspace — Anonymous Copy Share Image
NASCAR : The most exciting sport for people who have never seen a fucking freeway. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Had a weird dream last night that I murdered 4 people who unfollowed me on twitter. But woke up relieved to find… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The power of Bernie Sanders was not only in his email list. The centers of power were local groups that formed on… — Saikat Chakrabarti Copy Share Image
I got a teenage daughter and a menopausal wife. One's getting breasts, one's getting whiskers. My life is over. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I want to sit on my right hand so it feels like someone else is stopping me from masturbating. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A person that loves you doesnt need to take any promises, he just have to prove that even if he doesnt have… — Laine Copy Share Image
Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't hate people, hate the games they play. We all make mistakes. At some point there is this thing called enough. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
While I have never learned to use a computer, I am surrounded by family and friends who carry information to me from… — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
I'm not on Twitter, nor Facebook, or LinkedIn, or any of these systems, because they suck in your soul and they will… — Robert Cailliau Copy Share Image
“Maybe some people enter in your life to create wonderful memories before they leave. Its hard to come to terms with that… — Juvenalius Copy Share Image
“When a human being becomes a set of data on a website like Facebook, he or she is reduced. Everything shrinks. Individual… — Zadie Smith Copy Share Image
DEMOCRACY You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to pay… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In a way, I wish none of it had ever happened - Facebook, Twitter - if it had never happened the world… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“Facebook didn’t only provide a platform for those propagandists’ speech or even only enable them; in fact, it gave them preferential treatment… — Maria Ressa Copy Share Image
I don't do Facebook and I don't do Twitter, and already I notice that, with some of my friends, there's a whole… — James McAvoy Copy Share Image
Facebook is developing, and so are we. Timeline is a big step in the evolution of how we manage our identity online… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's hard for me to say I love you because the word you isn't beer or sex or football. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If a girl texts you first: either, she really likes you or she misses you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when You accidentally hit the LIKE button During Facebook stalking. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is achieved when silence between two people is comfortable; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A word which always means commitment -- but so does insanity; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My wall. My status. My opinions. My thoughts. None of your business. — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, TRADITIONAL, A man who expects his wife to help him with the dishes — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Where's Kanye West when my parents are giving me a 9376969675949 hour lecture? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
