The pain lets you know you're ok. It's the numbness you should be concerned about. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
My advice of the day... Don't be a douche-bag... Seriously... Don't be — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The sight of a womans cleavage reduces a mans ability to think clearly by 50%…per boob. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook is kind of like prison. You spend all day staring at walls and getting poked by people you dont know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are ugly, you are ugly. Posting your naked picture on facebook won't turn you to be beautiful — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Woman say:I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE. Woman means:I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There's a real company in Facebook and then a lot of pretenders riding their coat tails. — Whitney Tilson Copy Share Image
It's a normal thing for people to do, going on Facebook and seeing pictures of their exes with their new significant others. — Allison Williams Copy Share Image
Husbands are like guns ... keep one around for long enough and you're gonna want to shoot it! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I read the newspaper every day just to see if there's anyone I know in the obituaries or the underwear ads. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
For me, 'The Social Network' isn't about Facebook. It certainly isn't about how people use it. It's about a flawed character and… — Trent Reznor Copy Share Image
Facebook's data trove is enviable, and its moves into nearly every aspect of our lives - from payment to media, will create… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
By playing on people's desire to belong to groups, Facebook creates a new, inclusive society. After all, Facebook is not like Harvard… — Amity Shlaes Copy Share Image
My priority doesn't lie with the whole website and Facebook and such; I'm still walking down the road in a pair of… — Steve Forbert Copy Share Image
Just cus your GRLfriend/ BOYfriend has you in a relationship and writes stats about you...and all that Lovey Dovey shit on their… — C Williams Copy Share Image
I don't care if Facebook's valuation goes to one gillion. It can go so high we have to make up numbers. It… — Sarah Lacy Copy Share Image
A 2014 study commissioned by Facebook and done by Deloitte suggests that Facebook alone contributes almost $150 billion directly to the global… — Fabrizio Moreira Copy Share Image
If you never say goodbye the right way people will wonder if your for real or not? The best way to show… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
The best feeling when u get out da shower & u can walk around ya spot nake — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
WIFE, Someone who is too beautiful for words -- but not for arguments; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Seeing a relationship status and thinking: 'Ehhhh, I'll give it a week.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've learned that no matter how much I care,some people are just assholes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The Worst Pain In Life Is When Someone You Know Turns Into Someone You Knew.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
