Facebook: Lying to people you know. Twitter: Be honest to people you don't know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your friend tagged you and you are looking bad in that photo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is it that there is an Unlike button only after you Like it? — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Whenever someone says This day couldn't get any worse I immediately punch them in nose & ask Are you sure about that? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Something that changes the demeanour of a driver -- there is no longer any effort needed to keep both hands on… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't think anyone would object to Facebook selling ads or having ads directed at me, as long as people didn't think… — Ro Khanna Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is best assured when, instead of looking at each other, the two look out in the same direction; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I write the song lyrics on facebook and say singing so that people won't notice that I'm actualy not singing but… — Simphiwe Copy Share Image
Every since it started snowing, my little brother has been looking through the window, guess it's high time I let him inside — Avalon Copy Share Image
Before Google, and long before Facebook, Bezos had realized that the greatest value of an online company lay in the consumer data… — George Packer Copy Share Image
I never knew you could offend someone by masturbating. This couple just opened their closet and they look really pissed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I curate my life in a way. It's always playing on my mind, kind of a love-hate relationship. I'm not one of… — Lorde Copy Share Image
It seems everyone is converging on a simple set of facts: Our lives are digital, and we wish to share our lives.… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
A really preety girl and not popular postes a beautiful not Photo shopped picture of her self, mabey 3 or 4 likes…… — Unkown Copy Share Image
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler Copy Share Image
As attorney general, I would work with my colleagues in other states to launch a major antitrust investigation to look into the… — Zephyr Teachout Copy Share Image
I think Facebook is an online directory for colleges... If I want to get information about you, I just go to TheFacebook,… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
With the evolution of social media that includes blogging, Facebook, and Twitter, who and how information is delivered has changed tremendously. The… — Michael Eric Dyson Copy Share Image
School: An institute where the child goes to play while the parent goes to pay. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We fight, we yell, we cry, we stop talking but we still LOVE each other. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's some mouthwash, use it maybe? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the Beginning, God made the Heaven and Earth. The rest was Made in China — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
If only forgetting a person was as easy as forgetting why I open the fridge... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
