MARRIAGE, The process that turns a female from an attraction into a distraction; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, An event, for the upper middle class, is the only adventure left; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Me: Your face must turn a few heads. She: And your face must turn a few stomachs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not online. I'm not on Facebook much. I don't connect that way. — Sarah McLachlan Copy Share Image
I bet you think this status is about you, dont you, dont you? Youre so vain! — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Honey, you're getting Adele. - How I told my Girl friend she's getting fat. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Facebook is not just injurious to health, it's now a full-on humanitarian crisis.” — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are Tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Social media has shaken up the world of sales, with Facebook, LinkedIn and Twitter offering new ways to hound leads and unprecedented… — Ryan Holmes Copy Share Image
Machines and people are both necessary for Facebook, Twitter, Wikipedia, Google, and neither is sufficient on its own. — Oren Etzioni Copy Share Image
More and more readers are finding important and interesting content through platforms like Facebook, Twitter, and now Medium rather than traditional publishers. — Richard Edelman Copy Share Image
Facing your fears isn't always easy, believe in yourself enough to take the first step, don't stop, keep going, and trust your… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
My cock got caught in my zipper today…at least that's what I'm telling my wife when she sees the teeth marks on… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't look back at the path you have already walked,Look forward to the path you haven't walked — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If someone truly wants you. Nothing will keep them away, they will do everything they can to be with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With 'Running Scared,' I originally wanted to do a piece that was going to be about a couple, and the whole thing… — Alden Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
The power of Facebook is not only in the vast size of the connected audience, but also in the quality of the… — David Perry Copy Share Image
Dear everyone who has Instagram and Facebook, For the next month I am going to up load 5 selfies a day. Now… — Lauren Willcox Copy Share Image
If you're going to build something, don't build on land someone else already owns. You want your own land, your own domain,… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
Importantly, companies are using social media to do things that go way beyond just chatting up existing customers on Facebook. Sales departments… — Ryan Holmes Copy Share Image
“Facebook without friends is like a hospital with no relative and a few medical attendants to ask about you at scheduled time..… — Himmilicious Copy Share Image
Since the founding of Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and other mainstays of what technology writers have come to call 'the social Web' or… — Walter Kirn Copy Share Image
The person that truly loves you are those who doesn't tell you to take off you clothes but the one who says,… — Reymon Iglesia Copy Share Image
Why does Beyonce sings: 'to the left?'. Because niggers don't have any rights — Benjamin Dm Copy Share Image
I'm happy I didn't belong to generation when people used gun powder to grow guns. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Its amazing how crazy I feel when my phone vibrates and Im begging it to be you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all my questions. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
Facebook rule 1: If I'm not in your photo, don't tag me in your photo. — Ronald Oliver Copy Share Image
SOCIALISM: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Jim Apple finds introducing himself very problematic when holidaying in France. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I log off because I'm bored but then I log back on after 5 minutes because I'm bored! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can not get back on your feet until you first get up off your ass. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
