The sight of a womans cleavage reduces a mans ability to think clearly by 50%…per boob. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The best feeling when u get out da shower & u can walk around ya spot nake — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute. But when you mess up a GIRL'S hair... I hope you… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
- When Somebody Cute Or Sexy Uploads Pictures Of Themself And He/She Gets 100 Likes Less Than 10 Seconds.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Jesus was your friend on Facebook, would you have goneahead and posted what you did today? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a picture that makes her look fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you are stalking someone's facebook photos and you accidentally click LIKE. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OK bed, I'm coming, let me finish my affair with Facebook and you can have me all night. — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
“A fundamental approach to life transformation is using social media for therapy; it forces you to have an opinion, provides intellectual stimulation,… — Germany Kent Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook: Where hoes call out hoes when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was in the same class as Mark Zuckerberg at Harvard. So we really experienced Facebook in a unique way. It launched… — Elise Stefanik Copy Share Image
On all open platforms, regardless of whether it's Facebook or the Apple App Store, the largest segment is entertainment and games. It's… — Ma Huateng Copy Share Image
More and more, the things we do in real life will end up as Facebook posts. And while we may be consoled… — Ben Parr Copy Share Image
Facebook is the social graph with the organizing principle around your friends and your social life. LinkedIn is the professional graph, organized… — Dan Rosensweig Copy Share Image
If you women keep posting on facebook you're opinions of how a man should talk to a woman, those douche bags and… — Nathan Schwake Copy Share Image
When you're in a meeting and you pull out your paper notebook, people look at you and go, 'Oh, he's taking a… — Marc Randolph Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well. Sincerely, Myspace — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That amazing moment when you post a comment on Facebook and everyone likes it — Facebook Copy Share Image
NASCAR : The most exciting sport for people who have never seen a fucking freeway. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's hard for me to say I love you because the word you isn't beer or sex or football. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, TRADITIONAL, A man who expects his wife to help him with the dishes — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A word which always means commitment -- but so does insanity; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is achieved when silence between two people is comfortable; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My wall. My status. My opinions. My thoughts. None of your business. — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when You accidentally hit the LIKE button During Facebook stalking. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
