If I post a status and you automatically assume it's about you...Don't blame your guilty conscience on me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a woman asks you a question, its better to tell her the truth , chances are shes asking you because she… — Becca Copy Share Image
The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your flaws, mistakes, & weaknesses, & still thinks you're completely amazing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its funny how I remember all the lyrics to every song from the 90²s, but forget why I walked into the next… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you are yelling at someone and you mess up a word. And it ruins the seriousness! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That akward moment when you talking about someone and then they just show up out of know where wanting to join the… — Jaimie White Copy Share Image
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad. — Cyberbilly Copy Share Image
Its not important to have long friend list on FB and whats app. But its important to have some friend who can… — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
Ladies, place your heart in the hands of God & he will place it in the hands of a man who he… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our deepest sympathies to Aaron Hernandez's fellow prison inmates on not getting someone as pretty as Tom Brady. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Experience is the key to not making same mistakes again, whatever mistakes you've made is part of building you to understand life… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe: Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Its a bitching monday, its 11: 34 am, fifty cents in my pocket for bus fare and i've got only one cigarette… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
Everyone has that make the other person sound incredibly stupid voice when describing an argument. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't you hate when you meet someone attractive as hell, but they have the personality of a wall... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear iPod, when I put you on shuffle, what I really mean is play my favorite songs. Sincerely, next, next, next, next,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Miami Heat playing the San Antonio Spurs is the only way I could ever root for anything from Texas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Football season has officially started which marks the end of dating season. I'll try again next summer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never understood why people take pictures of themselves giving the finger. Was the camera mean to you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can write and post the thoughts and stop thinking if your friend will like it or not the important is you… — Mitch Alapan Copy Share Image
Dear radio stations, You do know there are more than 4 songs in the world, right? Sincerely, annoyed listeners. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Define Nanosecond : The time required for a guy to finish a conversation the moment he finds out the girl he's talking… — Naeem Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pick up a phone call and wish you didn't because the caller's asking for something you don't… — Saramae Copy Share Image
Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me whats… — Bubbly Copy Share Image
Honestly, I don't have time to hate people who hate me, because I'm too busy loving people who love me. — Zoya Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Im gonna pick up the pieces and build a lego house, if things go wrong we can always knock it over. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
Hearts break like most things in life ,but it all about how you rebuild the broken pieces with a better plan thought… — Militon Munney Copy Share Image
Some boys think of girls just like books..If the cover doesnt catch there eyes, they wont ever bother to read whats inside. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can block me on Facebook but I know you cant block out the memories of me and you together in your… — Leah Copy Share Image
Because of Facebook I have failing grades, insomnia & I'm slowly beginning to see the fake in people as the days go by. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you take a shower in the middle of the day, and you don't know whether to put on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I rather tell the truth and have people hate me than tell lies and have people love me. -Just Saying — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
Can you please tell me the logic excuses, you talked like this world is huge. Have u heard this what a small… — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
If I can combine all your facebook status, I can have a nice Horror, comedy, drama sci-fi movie in one day.. — Simphiwe Scientist Copy Share Image
When you're doing something you aren't supposed to, every small noise scares the shit out of you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good friend will like my status. A great friend will like my status, share it, and invite me to breakfast. — Justin Mccloskey Copy Share Image
I have learn that in relationship you should be faithful ..if you can't be faithful then be careful..!! — Strawberry Copy Share Image
Million dollar idea for a sci-fic movie: A world just like ours but with one key difference. When your phone dies, YOU… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get to leave. Somebody make that a law, please. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
