Girls are really dressing up like sluts these days. This one young girl just got up from her seat & I totally… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No one likes; Mondays. Homework. Fake friends. School. Being ignored. drama. Liars. An empty fridge. Being replaced. Slow Internet. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Dear hoodies, thank you for always being there for me. Sincerely, I'm sexy and I know it, I'm just way too tired… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I want to sit on my right hand so it feels like someone else is stopping me from masturbating. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wish I could sleep but my A.D.D kicks in and well, one sheep, two sheep, cow, duck, turtle, Old McDonald had… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your staring at a car thats passing by, and you notice that everyone in the car is staring… — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
I never knew you could offend someone by masturbating. This couple just opened their closet and they look really pissed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I read the newspaper every day just to see if there's anyone I know in the obituaries or the underwear ads. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you accidentally make eye contact with your crush and you have no choice but to say nothing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's so funny when both of you are close enough on text.. but can't dare to great each other when you see… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
I am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time . . . . . . . .… — Danish Copy Share Image
When I wake up, I always hope that someone who loved me as much as I loved him will be here on… — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Ladies: Please dress how you would like to be approached and talked to. Don't dress like a hoe and expect to be… — Aicel Copy Share Image
That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A person that loves you doesnt need to take any promises, he just have to prove that even if he doesnt have… — Laine Copy Share Image
Fakebook aka when a girl or guy looks good on facebook and acts like they are the shit, but when you actually… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Go ahead and play your little childish games, I have u figured out, I'm a few steps ahead of u, think u… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sure the people who work at Starbucks think, 'I'm so damn tired of these kids coming in here and taking pictures… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God gave us the miracle of life - sustaining water, & we turned it into Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi & Vodka. Good job, Morons. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Cocks are a lot like ovens. You would rather a woman was operating it but sometimes you have to use it yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You Are A Liar When You Update A Status And Say Your Not On Facebook For Likes And Comment. Then Why Are… — Sabelo Lan Mashabela Copy Share Image
It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't kno whats beta texting or the inbox on facebook at least you can see if they saw it on facebook — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I think that a man with a helmet defending his country should make more money than a man with a helmet defending… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Lindsay Lohan should at least have to spend as much time in jail as we've spent hearing about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The prob is you don't know the feeling of getting ignored, I too could made u feel like crap. but I respect… — Kriss Martin Copy Share Image
Dont write or post d things if u dont believe d shit..coz its lyk writing d bible or a holybook..while watching porn — Raveen Copy Share Image
Dear Beyonce, Thanks for showing everyone it is still possible to date, get married, THEN have babies. Sincerely, all the single ladies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having a super shakey ceiling fan, and accepting the fact that one day it will fall on you and cut off your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do people deserve a penny when they update their Facebook status? Because they'll spend some of it on you. — Jaron Lanier Copy Share Image
When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is Desserts. Mind = Blown. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bitch, close your legs, start wearing a Bra, buy a skirt that actually covers your ass, get the hell out of every… — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
If u need a friend, message me, need a laugh, call me, need a hug, stop by my house, need money, this… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Talking to a girl and they have no clue about shows on TV. If you weren't on the internet all day maybe… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look like Victoria's Secret angels. Sincerely, Girls — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend gets jealous it's because she's faithful. If another girl has your attention and she doesn't get jealous, it's because… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont let anyones ignorance, hate, drama or negativity stop you from being the best person you can be. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
Girlfriend : Babe , What's Your Favorite Position? ;) Boyfriend : When I Get On One Knee and Make You My Wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A relationship with God is the most important relationship you can have. Trust him and everything will always turn out fine. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
