Life after death is the elephant in the living room, the one that we are not supposed to notice. — Dinesh D'Souza Copy Share Image
Band of Skulls is joining Cage the Elephant as my new musical caffeine. — Michael Koryta Copy Share Image
“Q: How do you tell when there's an elephant in the pit? A: Peanut shells on the floor.” — Bucky Sinister Copy Share Image
Please don't let the illegal ivory trade orphan even more baby elephants. — Yao Ming Copy Share Image
Learning to play with a big amplifier is like trying to control an elephant. — Ritchie Blackmore Copy Share Image
I really wanted to work with David Lynch. I was a big fan of The Elephant Man and Eraserhead. — Sting Copy Share Image
Writers, like elephants, have long, vicious memories. There are things I wish I could forget. — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
I feel so guilty when I see orcas performing their stupid tricks in their little swimming pools, and when I see circuses… — Sam Simon Copy Share Image
Only those with skin as thick as elephant hide can hope to sail through their teens unscathed by self-doubt and bouts of… — Mariella Frostrup Copy Share Image
Let's point out the elephant in the room: Actor bands are not notoriously successful enterprises. I can't think of any. — Michael Shannon Copy Share Image
The circus a place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
The problem is that during the 1980s, a decade of heavy poaching, the elephants retreated to safer areas. And now people have… — Richard Leakey Copy Share Image
Diplomacy is much like the "lovemaking of elephants", which is accompanied with a lot of bellowing and other sound effects, but no… — Shashi Tharoor Copy Share Image
Dear God. Not only am I unemployed and homeless, but I also have a pregnant woman, bereaved dog, elephant, and eleven horses… — Sara Gruen Copy Share Image
The whole new Democratic Party is the old Republican Party. We have a whole bunch of elephants running around in donkey's clothes. — Robert Novak Copy Share Image
“Guess who has PE first hour? This is so unfair. I start the day off perspiring like an elephant in heat. Don't… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
I returned to New Orleans and my problems with pari-mutuel windows and a dark-haired, milk-skinned wife from Martinique who went home with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She was a beautiful woman." Gavner sighed, tracing the outline of one of the elephants. "She just had very bad taste in… — Darren Shan Copy Share Image
...women are elephants and watch the way you say that in front of them because they'll think you're calling them fat and… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
They [gorillas] are brave and loyal. They help each other. They rival elephants as parents and whales for gentleness. They play and… — Pat Derby Copy Share Image
There is little or no magic about them, except the ordinary everyday sort which helps them to disappear quietly and quickly when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Servants ran to wake the young king, Tamar, already awake and watching from his balcony. Curious, naturally. Not altogether pleased. No more… — Lloyd Alexander Copy Share Image
The reason I know about 'Tomb Raider' is from when I was researching 'Elephant.' It was 1999, and I was trying to… — Gus Van Sant Copy Share Image
Then, when the Fed's fire hoses started spraying an elephant soup of liquidity injections in every direction, and its balance sheet grew… — David Stockman Copy Share Image
“Of all African animals, the elephant is the most difficult for man to live with, yet its passing - if this must… — Peter Matthiessen Copy Share Image
“She continued it to Hugh, 'Darling, do you know what mother and you are going to find beyond the blue horizon rim?'… — Sinclair Lewis Copy Share Image
In my family, my fat family, none of us ever say the word 'fat.' 'Fat' is the word you hear shouted on… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
Sybil's female forebears had valiantly backed up their husbands as distant embassies were besieged, had given birth on a camel or in… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's often said that elephants are the most human of animals - there's something comical about their acquiescence, and tragic also. The… — Dan Chiasson Copy Share Image
The fact that the infrastructure is falling apart is not necessarily because it's built poorly. The New York City subways were built… — Alan Weisman Copy Share Image
I'd like to see animals removed from the entertainment business. Chimpanzees and apes won't perform unless you beat them. Circuses keep elephants… — Bob Barker Copy Share Image
If anyone wants to know what elephants are like, they are like people only more so. — Pierre Corneille Copy Share Image
With four parameters I can fit an elephant, and with five I can make him wiggle his trunk. — John von Neumann Copy Share Image
The knife flaying the elephant does not have to be large, only sharp! — Andre Norton Copy Share Image
Save the elephants, and then you save the forest - and then you save yourself. — Mark Shand Copy Share Image
When the elephant decides to walk through the village, all the dogs come out and bark. — Maharishi Mahesh Yogi Copy Share Image
I'm like an elephant, ok? If I walk into a room, it's like, OK, he's in there. — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
The United States should not jump around like an elephant frightened by a mouse. — George F. Kennan Copy Share Image