Every time I see you, I don't get butterflies, I get freaking elephants. — Khat Leen Copy Share Image
I don't know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on. — Betty White Copy Share Image
Make no friendship with an elephant keeper If you have no room to entertain an elephant — Saadi Copy Share Image
The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’ — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Take your power back...Stop responding to haters. Remember, elephants don't swat flies. — Tyrese Gibson Copy Share Image
I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he's just not that into you. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
A blind, anemic, weak-kneed flea on crutches would have a greater chance of defeating a herd of a thousand wild stampeding elephants,… — Ray Comfort Copy Share Image
Even the elephant carries but a small trunk on his journeys. The perfection of traveling is to travel without baggage. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
It's no good telling somebody they're trying too hard. It's very much like ordering a child to go stand in a corner… — John D. MacDonald Copy Share Image
There's enough sedative in these darts to bring down a werewolf, which is exactly what we're hunting. Why would we want to… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
The stars you see at night are the unblinking eyes of sleeping elephants, who sleep with one eye open to best keep… — Gregory Colbert Copy Share Image
As an elephant in the battlefield withstands arrows shot from bows all around, even so shall I endure abuse. — Gautama Buddha Copy Share Image
I think the lion, besides the elephant, was the one animal that I just started thinking about so much. — Jillian Hervey Copy Share Image
She is the elephant’s eyebrows,” Evie whispered appreciatively. “Those jewels! How her neck must ache.” “That’s why Bayer makes aspirin,” Mabel whispered… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
Elephants are not human, of course. They are something much more ancient and primordial, living on a different plane of existence. Long… — Alex Shoumatoff Copy Share Image
They say that vegetable food is not sufficiently nutritious. But chemistry proves the contrary. So does physiology. So does experience…And again: the… — R. Trall Copy Share Image
Elephants can live to an age of up to 70 or 80 years and they have a good memory. It could be… — Richard Leakey Copy Share Image
A great deal of the universe does not need any explanation. Elephants, for instance. Once molecules have learnt to compete and to… — Peter Atkins Copy Share Image
Have you ever been bitten by an elephant? How about a mosquito? It's the little things in life that will bite you.… — Darren Hardy Copy Share Image
Les vrais philosophes sont comme les e le phants, qui en marchant ne posent jamais le second pied a' terre que le… — Bernard le Bovier de Fontenelle Copy Share Image
I once saw a photograph of a large herd of wild elephants in Central Africa Seeing an airplane for the first time,… — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
Knowing what you need doesn't always mean you know how to get it, though. I'd spent a long time hiding in my… — Megan Hart Copy Share Image
My stepfather used to be a clown in The Shrine Circus. He took me backstage when I was 23. I saw three… — Gary Yourofsky Copy Share Image
“Often, when an elephant has just died, other elephants will back up to touch its carcass gently with their hind feet, then… — Virginia Morell Copy Share Image
. . . indeed what reason may not go to Schoole to the wisdome of Bees, Ants, and Spiders? what wise hand… — Thomas Browne Copy Share Image
There is an Indian story -- at least I heard it as an Indian story -- about an Englishman who, having been… — Clifford Geertz Copy Share Image
There are, broadly speaking, two types of drinkers. There is the man whom we all know, stupid, unimaginative, whose brain is bitten… — Jack London Copy Share Image
“The white hunter was laughing happily, his adoring girl was open-mouthed in admiration for his nerve, I was sweating with dismay and… — Martha Gellhorn Copy Share Image
What is the elephant in all our rooms? It is the global triumph of capitalism. Democracy is fiercely disputed. Freedom is under… — Timothy Garton Ash Copy Share Image
