I don't know where I learned elephants like their tongues…

If anyone wants to know what elephants are like, they are like people only more so.

— Pierre Corneille

Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.

— W. C. Fields

Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one.

— WC Fields

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.

— W. C. Fields

Studying elephants is like going back into prehistoric times. In size, elephants are the closest thigns we have to dinosaurs. There are days when…

— Roland Smith

Those women like to see their tongues dance.

— Ray Bradbury

“I loved her like elephants like remembering stuff. Those bastards just won’t let me forget and move on.”

— Jarod Kintz

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

— Eddie Izzard

I returned to New Orleans and my problems with pari-mutuel windows and a dark-haired, milk-skinned wife from Martinique who went home with men from…

— Anonymous

'Helping industry' is the elephant pit of socialism, a deep hole with sharp spikes at the bottom, covered over with twigs and fresh grass.

— Enoch Powell

I watched a film called 'Elephant' recently. Its not stylish in the sense of expensive suits and Italian cars, but the styling on every…

— Tinie Tempah

Despite the reams of paperwork, obstacles worthy of a horse show, and a wait that can rival an elephant's gestation, adoption feels no different…

— Scott Simon

There's a place in Botswana where there are 100,000 elephants living in a single population. Think of the amount of space they need. Remember,…

— Patrick Bergin

I remember my friend Johnny von Neumann used to say, 'with four parameters I can fit an elephant and with five I can make…

— Enrico Fermi

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.

— Herb Caen