Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one of them turns to the other and asks, 'Does this taste funny to you? — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
Cheating is like eating fast food. You do it, you enjoy it, and then you end up feeling like shit. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
We are already eating less animal foods since a few years ago, but we are still eating 8-9 billion animals per year. — Mark Bittman Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish I were a cannibal – less for the pleasure of eating someone than for the pleasure of vomiting him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not a deed would he do, Not a word would he utter, Till he's weighed its relation To plain bread and butter. — James Russell Lowell Copy Share Image
If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < . — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I do binge once a week. Otherwise, I keep strict control over my diet. Unlike others, I don't stop eating once I… — Suniel Shetty Copy Share Image
Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream! — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
I feel like so often I'm just, like, running around and eating in the car, which is, like, not good, or eating… — Gillian Jacobs Copy Share Image
When it comes to food, there are two large categories of eaters, those who do not worry about what they eat but… — Carol Tavris Copy Share Image
There are a lot of historical novelists who do the research about the clothes and maybe even the eating utensils, but they're… — Edmund White Copy Share Image
The thin girl was gulping down one of Richard's bananas in what was, Richard reflected, the least erotic display of banana-eating he… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Life is a nacho. It can be yummy-crunchy or squishy-yucky. It just depends on how long it takes for you to start… — John Updike Copy Share Image
After the dress rehearsal that afternoon, someone had misplaced the vial of poison, and for lack of better, Romeo would have to… — Anne Fortier Copy Share Image
“There's a monster living inside of me, eating little bits of me everyday, and I can't seem to stop it. It makes… — C.M. Stunich Copy Share Image
It is rarely [Americans] dine in society, except in taverns and boarding-houses. Then they eat with the greatest possible rapidity, and in… — Frances Trollope Copy Share Image
Because you're fat, you feel that everybody's watching every bite you take. So, you closet-eat, and you think because nobody sees you… — Al Roker Copy Share Image
“Life is literally a process of one creature eating another, whether it’s bacteria breaking down plants or animals, plants strangling each other,… — Lierre Keith Copy Share Image
For some people, the highlight of their entire month could be going out and eating a pizza or watching a movie at… — Sonam Kapoor Copy Share Image
To be loved to madness--such was her great desire. Love was to her the one cordial which could drive away the eating… — Thomas Hardy Copy Share Image
Those dreams I have at night are going to drive me crazy. Last night I dreamed that little red-haired girl and I… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Talleyrand said that two things are essential in life: to give good dinners and to keep on fair terms with women. As… — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
The rooms of his apartment were full with the dog home again, convalescing. He was satisfied to know, even when she was… — Lydia Millet Copy Share Image
“I think life is delicious, and I want to gobble it up in big bites, eating, drinking, reading, talking, traveling - everything.… — Shauna Niequist Copy Share Image
Both of my parents worked incredibly hard, and eating out was a treat. — Christina Tosi Copy Share Image
We are eating too much of the wrong thing, and not enough of the right thing — David Wolfe Copy Share Image
I also became a vegetarian when I was 14 because I realized eating animals was cruel. — Julia Hill Copy Share Image
He who would eat much must eat little, for by eating less he will live longer, and so be able to eat… — Luigi Cornaro Copy Share Image
If you get hungry enough, they say, you start eating your own heart. — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. — W Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
Probably my biggest challenge is not eating all the food that I want to eat sometimes. — Jennifer Love Hewitt Copy Share Image
After I shut the door behind me, I heard Darryl say "of course eating him would work too. — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
They say you are what you eat… but I dont remember eating a sexy beast today(: — MusicLover Copy Share Image
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“'Having' Your Cake…a little perverted… 'Eating' it too…a lot perverted!” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“Overeating at Thanksgiving is a case in point. It's a national tradition.” — Eric Samuel Timm Copy Share Image
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
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