It's much worse to see a woman drunk than a man: I don't know quite why this is true but it just… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“To think of how many times I have carted a lingering drunk out of my house in a wheelbarrow and leaned him… — Wolfgang Hildesheimer Copy Share Image
I love Austin, but last time I was in town for twelve hours. I was exhausted, drunk and miserable. But none of… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Drunk nerds. Not my thing.” “You like nerds.” “Not nerds who join fraternities,” Cath said. “That’s a whole subclass of nerds that… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
It's the remix to ignition. Hot and fresh out the kitchen. Mama rollin that body got every man in here wishin. Sippin… — R Kelly Copy Share Image
It is at a fair that man can be drunk forever on liquor, love, or fights; at a fair that your front… — E. B. White Copy Share Image
“Shanna planted her hands on her hips. "Getting drunk is not going to solve your problems." "Aye, but t'will make me no'… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
Well me nuh inna drugs and me's not much of a drinka. Foolish man drink fi drunk yah. Find me in a… — Tarrus Riley Copy Share Image
My wife has told me since that I was hungover every mornng until about two in the afternoon, and from five until… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
The outstretched arms of Jesus exclude no one, not the drunk in the doorway, the panhandler on the street, gays and lesbians… — Brennan Manning Copy Share Image
I would encourage people to realize that you don't have to panic if you're not part of a mainstream, or if you… — Robert Wyatt Copy Share Image
Of course we got drunk!" Semyon said. "It's okay to get drunk, Anton. If you need to real bad. Only you have… — Sergei Lukyanenko Copy Share Image
“What a great month, little one. We are having so much fun together, going on walks and reading books and watching Pyramid… — Heather B. Armstrong Copy Share Image
All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to… — Frank Herbert Copy Share Image
I never wanted to accept the position of the observer who is not involved in the situation. The technique and the aesthetics… — Antoine D'Agata Copy Share Image
“You're walking down Fool's Street, Laura used to say when he was drinking, and she had been right. He had known even… — Robert F. Young Copy Share Image
What I do with my kids is - and I think they probably do ignore us - is No Alcohol. If they're… — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
The other day around the way I seen you illin' at a party. Drunk as skunk you illin' punk and in your… — Run DMC Copy Share Image
Daddy, when he drank, just became sweeter. There wasn't a mean thought in his body. I've always said he was like a… — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
I stopped drinking when I was 23. I kind of started when I was 13, so it was a 10-year run. But… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
More free time means more time to waste. The worker who used to have only a little time in which to get… — Robert M. Hutchins Copy Share Image
Writing a novel is like driving a car at night. Sometimes you run over a drunk who's lain down and fallen asleep… — E. L. Doctorow Copy Share Image
I was carrying a drunk college student, at about 2:00 am, when I ran over a small tree branch on the surface.… — Wiley Hollingsworth 144 Nw Stadium Way Pullman Wa 99163 Copy Share Image
I was in bar about 15 years ago, a relationship had ended badly, I was very drunk and I thought I would… — Moby Copy Share Image
“I might not have behaved the way I did. I might not have gotten drunk every night, slept around, done drugs, woken… — Elizabeth Haynes Copy Share Image
“Must've been some lay for her to be so bent out of shape over it." "I couldn't say," he muttered. "I don't… — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
If the wine drinker has a deep gentleness in him, he will show that when drunk. But if he has hidden anger… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The good show is not about people fighting or getting drunk or throwing up on each other, or hating each other -… — Cat Deeley Copy Share Image
These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
I'm not going to get drunk at a bar. There are younger girls who look up to me. So I do my… — Ashley Greene Copy Share Image
North Carolina right now is going apeshit in a way no state ever has. Take every crazy, angry idea your drunk, right-wing… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
These new metal bands are going out, getting drunk and going to strip clubs, and they'll be doing the same in thirty… — Moby Copy Share Image
“Drunk on sports all over again, just like a seven-year old in New Jersey whose mom has just bought him two packs… — Tim Cowlishaw Copy Share Image
Alcoholism, tobacco, drunk driving, these things will always be with us. There's always going to be a certain percentage of any population… — Don Winslow Copy Share Image
Through everything I've gone through- and I've been everywhere, at the top of the world, in jail, hung over drunk - I… — Dan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Fun drunks make a nice addition to any party. Not looking to fight. Not looking to score. Just looking to get drunk… — Jay Asher Copy Share Image
So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks your back and bends you to the earth, be endlessly… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then… — Jack Handy Copy Share Image
People kept reminding me. They were like, What was I doing on my 21st birthday? I was in Vegas getting drunk. You're… — Isa Briones Copy Share Image
