People spend too much time tasting wine; not enough time drinking it. — Andre Tchelistcheff Copy Share Image
Drinking and taking drugs. I think there was also a sort of druggie or trance-like nature to the way that I used… — Claire Dederer Copy Share Image
I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I don't mind 800 million Chinese drinking a bottle [of Coca-Cola] a day, but I don't want them to bring back the empties. — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
I don't do karaoke. I don't dance, even at weddings. I'm the grumpy one sitting down drinking wine. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“There is something about gin, the tang in it of the deep wildwood, perhaps, that always makes me think of twilight and… — John Banville Copy Share Image
You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs.… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
In my experience, you run into trouble when you ask a group of beer-drinking men to perform any task more complex than… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
It is an age of stir and change, a season of new wine and old bottles. Yet, assuredly, in spite of breakages… — John Galsworthy Copy Share Image
“It was because she was drinking a lot, choosing to do these things to be happy but never seeming all that happy… — Katie Heaney Copy Share Image
I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that.… — Sammy Hagar Copy Share Image
I had a breakthrough, I think my life just became calmer, I gave up drinking. My priorities changed as I had a… — Graham Coxon Copy Share Image
If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
“When you're in the clutches of a drinking problem you don't really sit around thinking, I should really knock this shit off… — Anne Clendening Copy Share Image
We're human beings we are - all of us - and that's what people are liable to forget. Human beings don't like… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“I mean, that's at least in part why I ingested chemical waste - it was a kind of desire to abbreviate myself.… — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
Every country must have its own devil. Welshland its own, and France its own. Our German devil will be a good wind-pipe,… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
The subject matter covered in Carmina stays pretty basic: love, lust, the pleasures of drinking and the heightened moods evoked by springtime.… — Carl Orff Copy Share Image
I've always been outspoken about the fact that I have no care for material things. I'm not going to post a picture… — Kip Moore Copy Share Image
Doctors are taught in medical school that people ususally underreport their alcohol and drug use, so we genreal double the amount we're… — Danielle Ofri Copy Share Image
I think it just has to do with getting older and getting better at what it was I was doing, and that… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Drinking in a honky tonk, just kicking hippies asses and raising hell. — Jerry Jeff Walker Copy Share Image
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