“the only drinking problem I've ever had, is figuring out why I'm still stuck in this salad spinner” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
I'm glad I don't have a drinking problem,' I confided, 'because I don't think I'd ever be able to quit. — Michael J. Fox Copy Share Image
I've never gotten in too much trouble with alcohol. I've never had a drinking problem, really. — Kurt Vile Copy Share Image
I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done. — Brian Clough Copy Share Image
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem. — George Burns Copy Share Image
It's a lot more fun for actors to cry and rant and rave, or have a drug problem or a drinking problem. — Jerry Orbach Copy Share Image
So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life? Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. — Daniel Silva Copy Share Image
“writers all had drinking problems in the twentieth century, and once she got the $1,080 check, she was obviously a writer and… — Eve Babitz Copy Share Image
Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand & 6 bottles in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd read somewhere that nine out of ten adults in Alaska had a drinking problem. I could believe it. Snow, ice, sleet,… — T.C. Boyle Copy Share Image
Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
Simon Gray, I decided when I first witnessed this frog into prince transformation, did not have a drinking problem. He had a… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
Cigarettes, cigarettes were much tougher. Booze was tough And I had a real drinking problem before as we discovered in the hospital… — Joe Eszterhas Copy Share Image
“Our bodyguard is a born-again Christian with a father complex, a drinking problem, intellectual limitations and not enough backbone to do his… — Jo Nesbø Copy Share Image
“If you have ever been so upset by something that you drank yourself unconscious only to wake up some time later in… — Brian Cramer Copy Share Image
“We know you didn’t make it as a cop. We know you have a small gambling problem and a big drinking problem.”… — Adam Pepper Copy Share Image
He took a long drink, then grimaced. “I do not have a drinking problem,” he announced, his voice needlessly loud. “I have… — John Green Copy Share Image
“There’s a huge difference for taking responsibility for one’s actions, and taking credit, and in this scenario I think we need to… — Benjamin Tomes Copy Share Image
“Our bodyguard is a born-again Christian with a father complex, a drinking problem, intellectual limitations and not enough backbone to do his… — Jo Nesbø Copy Share Image
“So we all know the cliché characters: the Irish cop, the prostitute with a heart of gold, the writer with a drinking… — Craig Hart Copy Share Image
Everybody goes through divorces. There's millions of people that have drinking problems. There's people that their weight goes up and down, just… — John Daly Copy Share Image
Girls like this dont approach guys like me unless they have deep-seated self-esteem issues and a drinking problem... I have the upper… — Pretty Little Liars Copy Share Image
“There’s something purely foolish about attending any large gathering of men and women without benefit of some kind of philter or magic… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
“Debbie Nathan also puts a great deal of weight on a letter from Shirley Mason to Dr. Wilbur stating that her MPD… — Colin A. Ross Copy Share Image
“Maybe being with Cade was a need…my body needed him more than I realized. He was a part of me, whether I… — Felicia Tatum Copy Share Image
Our children don't have to have drinking problems. They don't have to go through divorce or live defeated lives. You can be… — Tim Storey Copy Share Image
“We went to my friend’s place to continue hanging out and I fell asleep on her couch. I was dreaming and I… — Lunga Noélia Izata Copy Share Image
“The notion that a vast gulf exists between "criminals" and those of us who have never served time in prison is a… — Michelle Alexander Copy Share Image
“[excerpt] The usual I say. Essence. Spirit. Medicine. A taste. I say top shelf. Straight up. A shot. A sip. A nip.… — Nick Flynn Copy Share Image
People say I have a drinking problem¦ i have no problem¦ i drink, i get drunk, i pass out, NO PROBLEM!! — Kiran Copy Share Image
I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“I lean on my friends for support. It’s better than leaning on a crutch, because your friends won’t accuse you of chugging… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I dont care if my family thinks I have a drinking problem. The unicorn who visits me in the night time says… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry you're having trouble determining if your nausea and vomiting are from the flu or your horrible drinking problem. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My father's drinking was sometimes a problem. And a great deal went unspoken. He was not particularly acute or articulate about the… — Ian Mcewan Copy Share Image
Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. — Babloo Copy Share Image
Cats have it made. They walk around naked and everyone thinks they're adorable. But if I walk around naked, I have a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image